I fell in BNHA

Fanboying

For some seconds a big silence installed between the four of us.

Kacchan was grimacing, with a look who make you feel like you should have written your testament before 'cause now it was too late. Kirishima was just looking at us more curious than anything.

And Mike was internally dying.

No, I don't read minds.

This boy is ALWAYS fanboying about KiriBaku.

It's his favorite ship.

And he memorized everything about them.

Well, when I say everything,

  is just like EVERY DAMN THING HORIKOSHI PUT IN THE MANGA ABOUT THEM.

And, obviously, if we ask him about his birthday he won't answer because he forgot.

And I'm not kidding, it happen just after he recited their birthdays, favorite foods and how tall they were.

So, yep, I was pretty sure he would stay frozen like this the entire time while I was mentally praying for reincarnation, even tough I'm atheist. But that was the proof there's a lot of things I didn't knew about Mike.

Like I didn't knew that he would shout- sorry, YELL"OHMYGOD! Eijiro Kirishima, fifteen years old, 170 cm, hardening quirk, blood type O, born in the Chiba Prefecture!!!!!"

WHAT THE H*LL-"Kya!! Bakugou Katsuki!! Kacchan, sixteen years old, 172 cm, explosion quirk, blood type A, born near the"- "YOU'RE NOT HELPING MICHAEL FRANCIS SALVADOR GARCIA EVANS BROWN, CAN YOU STOP FANBOYING FOR A DAMN MINUTE?!"

"NOT MY ENTIRE NAME! HOW MANY TIME DID I ASKED YOU?!! AND WHY CAN'T I BE FANBOYING? JUST LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE TOGETHER, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

"OH MY GOSH CAN YOU STOP? YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE TOGETHER ONLY BECAUSE KUROGIRI SENT THEM IN THE RUIN ZONE TOGETHER"- "I DON'T CARE, I SHIP IT"

"AND STOP, BUT PLEASE LIKE, STOP TALKING WITH MEMES !"

"NO, I DON'T THINK I WILL!"

"SH*T UP BOTH OF YOU!" Bakugou yelled immediately interrupting the fight,"HOW DO YOU KNEW ALL THOSE THINGS?"

oh crap we're dead Kacchan is angry

we can't answer his question

 I don't wanna die

deny everything, deny everything, deny every d*mn thing

"...know what?" she let escape a nervous laugh while trying to avoid Kacchan's furious look," Ha... ha, ha-hum what are you talking about?"

"OUR QUIRKS, OUR NAMES,  OUR F*CKING BIRTHDAYS"

"Oh, yes, of course, hum.. excellent question by the way, as expected from you, brilliant question, very smart, but it's simple you'll see, it seems complicated but it's not don't worry, hum..... it is...my quirk? Yes, exactly, how could I have forgotten that? My bad, sorry, it's my quirk, totally my quirk, what else could it be? Of course it's my quirk, right Mike? It's my quirk."

"..... Yeah, I would like to confirm that, but first I need to know how did you get in here...."

Mike, one day I swear I'll kill you! "I don't know! I was walking reading Bnha and I ended up passing through Kurogiri's portal, that's all!"

"..... and what about that Satanic ritual you were talking about last week? You were so excited about that!"

"Oh. That. Nope , it didn't work. It's still in my bag, though. But didn't you make a copy of it?"She said while opening her schoolbag and taking out a big piece of sheet,  really large paper with a satanic circle and star.