I fell in BNHA

blablabla YOUR idea, she said

Oh BRAVO, he is coming.

BUT WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DO?? I JUST CAN'T TELL HIM ONE OF ALL MIGHT'S SECRETS!!

This was YOUR idea

sh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*tsh*t

Look what you've done

Hey don't blame me like this! I wanted to tell him about his future's husband!!!

BUT he don't know Dabi yet

I KNOW

And you just can't spoil him his future

I SAY I FREAKING KNOW

"How do you knew his real name?" a male, maybe rough, voice suddenly asked from behind surprising the hell out of her.

"WH-don'tscaremelikethat!" immediately turning back but seeing the portal man she burst into tears of joy (again)"OhmygoshIcan'tbelieveitKurogirithisissobeautiful! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BRINGING ME HERE!!!- instantly she stopped fangirling to question in a curious/serious tone, wiping the tears from her face- By the way, may I ask how?"

"Ask how what?" replied Kurogiri destabilized by the sudden mood change.

"How did you openned a portal in the human world? I mean the real one. Where nobody got powers and quirks, I mean the no-anime or no-manga world. And why precisely in C*********, C****, O'******* street, around 8:20 in the morning? A few meters before the school's gate? Was it because I was reading your story? Well, when I mean 'your' story is just BNHA. How?"

"Where nobody have quirks?" asked a creepy voice in her back.

"GREATJESUS! WHO- she looked behind- Oh Shigaraki you scared me!"

"What are All Might's secrets? What is his weakness? Talk."

Oh

oh no

ohnonononononononononononononononononononononononono

"So -turning nerviously to Kurogiri- you....*FOUND SOMETHING WE NEED TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT! * asked ..me how.. I knew Shigaraki's real name?"

How can you be that dumb? HOW WILL YOU ANSWER THAT QUESTION? 

"Well, it's really simple I ...eh ...eh...*I read it in the manga who talk about your universe, also in the fandom page, where you can find also his weight, how tall he is, and not to mention the character development somewhere after or before the description of his past. Yeah, tell him that. He WILL believe you, and totally NOT believe you're crazy.*...........I.....read .....it....somewhere?"

"Tell. Me.What. Is. All Might's. Weakness." Shigaraki ordered, getting a angrier of being ignored, pausing at every word and putting four fingers on her shoulder, the fifth dangerously not far from his brothers.

"Wowowowowow okay okay just pleaaaaaaaaaase pull out your fingers, I don't wanna get desintegrated. Don't take it personally, I just kinda like my life, y'know."

"You know the weakness of All Might?" Kurogiri asked more suspicious than curious, but still intrigued.

s**t I'm surrounded by two persons. There is no way I can get out of this saying anything

Then found something! YOU put us in this situation!

.........Dear brain, not wanting some misinterpretation, I'm asking you this; are you telling me that you would have let Dadzaw- HUM I MEAN Aizawa be killed by those beautifu- HUM *cough mentally*  men around us? Are you really that HEARTLESS? HOW DISAPPOINTING.

.................. OKAY OKAY, you got a point in there. By the way, NO, I would never do that.

ha

... oh oh oh no

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! WHILE OUR INTERNAL MENTAL FIGHT SHIGARAKI'S FIFTH FINGER GOT CLOSER. THE RESPONSABLES OF THIS BODY ARE REQUESTED TO FIND A SOLUTION. I REPEAT THIS IS A RED ALERT