smexy time | shrek x trump

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Shrek divorced Fionna because she was a thot and cheated on him with Lord Farquad.

She belonged to the streets anyways. 😤😤💔

So she took the kids and made a new life with that short, ugly ass, ratchet king. Shrek was depressed and was drinking his pain away, yelling at everyone, even donkey, "GET OFF MY FOCKING SWAMP."

If they didn't listen, he would throw his beer bottles at them, but he decided to listen to Donkey and go clubbing with the boys. The three blind mice got left at the swamp because they couldn't stop being blind when Shrek told them to.

Shrek went to a strip club with Donkey, Gingey, and Pinocchio. There, he was bored and just kept ordering drinks, but then a tHoT caught his musty crusty dusty eyes.

"EXCUSE ME, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF 'MURICA, I AM A REPUBLICAN GOD. I DEMAND YOU TO GIVE ME A TEQUILA. DO YOU WANT ME TO BUILD A WALL???" screeched the Dump Truck Trump.

"oI, tHis baR iS nEaR mY sWAmP! FoCk oFf wIt yOur wAlLs," said Shrek.

"Shut up, illegal alien. I will put you in jail do you want that," Trump bitched with his fingers like👌👌.

"dO yoU waNt mE tO pUnIsh yUh??" spOke sHrEk.

"I wiLl hAvE mY sEcUriTy gUaRds kIlL yOu 👌," sTaTed tRuMp.

"i tHiNk yUh nEed a PoNishMenT fOr tHaT," Shrek said with a creepy smirk.

>:))) shrek took trump to his swamp and stripped him in the porter potty. he then had sexy time with him in the mud, the end.

(trump has tiny pp, dont @ me)