Elemental Powers

Chapter 9

Chloe's POV

No way, it's my turn

(Alyssa POV)

I stuffed my sweater into my suitcase. The, squishing all the contents to one side, I stuffed my legs in and curled up in the interior of the suitcase.

"What the flip,'declared Chloe,barging into my room.

'I'm packing,'I explained.'And I didn't reserve you any space in here,so get out.'

Chloe went out.

'That's right, and don't you dare write my chapters for me," I shouted, throwing a sponge after her.

"WHAT THE LIP," howled a voice in my suitcase. "SHUDDUP, SAMANTHA OKEKELLLE RHONDA POOPIEPANTS," I screamed, whacking it. The voice went silent, which was all too well, since I couldn't stand that metal bird anymore.

I took Samantha out of my suitcase and glued the last feather onto her metal plated wing. Perfect. Now Samantha could fetch my mail.

"WHAT THE LIP," she screamed.

"SHUT UP!" I crammed it under my pillow and curled up in the suitcase. We were going to get Anaconda Moss's children tomorrow, I might as well get a good night's sleep.

Nah.

I folded my computer into the suitcase sideways and began to watch whatever it is I was watching. I wasn't sure what I was watching, exactly. I screamed along to the tune of Paganini Caprice No. 24.

Suddenly, Luna hopped into my room and started slapping the walls.This was perfectly reasonable behaviour,seeing as it was midnight. Very reasonable indeed.

I chased her out of the room with viola playing.

Then I jumped out of the window to climb up the wall and get into the others' rooms.

I hopped into Luna's room and began to slap the walls.

"What the flip," said a very confused Ama who was peeping her head around the doorframe.

"CHUNKY TOFU!" I screamed. Chloe zoomed along the hall.

"POO POO," I said. Chloe tripped over the rug and fell onto the rug. See? Rugception. Ama screeched and Luna yeeted her in.

"Do you got the bodies, Boss?" Luna said in a gravelly voice.

"Have you been eating gravel?" I asked.GRAVELLY,I GET IT-LUNA

Luna nodded gravely as she munched on a handful of gravel.

"What now?" Ama asked furiously. "If it's about me writing you as a scared munchkin in the last chapter-"

"Don't mention that or I'll make you listen to Brett's lo-fi mix for 40 hours," I said.

"POO," Luna gloobered.

Chloe just looked confused.

"We should discuss the plan to get to Anaconda Moss's children," I screamed, stomping my knees.

"POO?" Luna gloobered.

"POO."

"I thought we had a plan," Ama said,stoking her bunny,Adobe or whatever its name was.

"Well it's not good enough," I screamed, clapping my hands. The plan had been: go to Anaconda's grave and wait for the children to come along. They visited once every two years in an inconsistent fashion so we had no way of knowing when they'd come along.

"It's great, really, but we're going for efficiency over here," I shouted. "So our plan is to go and stalk Anaconda's kiddies by calling my buddy who works in the CIA."