Elemental Powers

Chapter 11

Alyssa POV

"CHICKEN!" Amadora screamed, waving her arms at the sharp talons peeping around the doorframe.

"Shut up, you warty bat," I frowned, plucking a pair of toenail clippers and advancing towards the clawed foot.

"Why do you still have toenail clippers?" Luna asked. 

"I hid them in my pocket," I said, lifting the clippers and plunging them into the clawed feet.

"SQUAAWWWWW!!" the clawed foot retreated and loud stamping and scratching resonated in the hallway. 

"CHASE HER!" Chloe shouted, zipping into the hallway.

Warthog bashed Chloe and she jumped out of the window.

'WHEE,' Chloe announced cheerfully as she hit the dirt.

We all shrieked and went after her. 'TO INFINITY AND BEYOND,'I howled.

Ama's rabbits, Stamina and Armpit pooed all over Ama. (SHE FORGOT THEIR NAMES! IS AMINA AND AMBER!!! AND DO NOT DELETE THIS!!! ~Amadora Glorybringer for life,you farty Ama-Luna HAHA! YOU WISH I'D FORGOTTEN THEIR NAMES! I'M GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING TROLL NAMES FOR THE RABBITS - Alyssa/Furious)

Luna and I screamed with laughter. Ama looked mortally embarrassed.'

We started to chase after the clawed foot. 'WE WILL KILL YOU, FOOT,'I bellowed, waving a meat cleaver around.

The stampeding chicken squawked, apparently terrified of the fact that it was being chased by three children who used toenail clippers and butchering equipment instead of their magic powers.

"MARIA B. CASSELAIRA!" Luna shouted, sprinting towards the chicken legged woman. "STOP WHERE YOU STAND OR I'LL DEFEAT YOU!"

"Have you been watching superhero cartoons again?" I asked.

"No, my cousin has."

"Totally."

"BUMS! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!" Chloe's voice shrieked. She barreled through the window and landed fancily, pushing us out of the way. "Get out of the way!" Someone farted valiantly. Wartihog soared above us in his mighty glory and stuck the landing right on top of Maria with his arms up in a dramatic V-pose.

"Tell us what you know, woman," I gurgled, pelting the poor housekeeper with eyeballs. Stamina and Armpit flattened her left toes and glared at her menacingly, banging tiny knives and forks on the woman. 

"Okay, okay, I'll talk. But first, let me introduce you to NutriBoom. It's a great thing to invest your stocks in. If you would like to earn more 股票, press number 3 on your phone, " Maria informed us helpfully.

"Eh, sure," Luna shrugged. She pulled a phone out of her leg.

"But first, let me sell you some products," the housekeeper smiled a faltering smile.

Stamina bit her.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!" she yelled and leaped out of the window.

"WARTIHOG! CATCH HER, OR OUR ONLY LEAD WILL BE DEAD!" I shouted, pushing him out of the window as well.

Wartihog bashed me as he sailed gallantly out of the window and scooped Maria up with one toe.

"Good job, Wartihog," I congratulated him.

He bashed me and somersaulted away.

"There we go. Maria, you can start telling us everything now. All cornered characters have a long exposition speech after heaps of denial, don't they, author?" I shouted up to one of the four authors, who was conveniently also named Alyssa.