Goooooood day to you, ladies and gentlemen! How are you today? Don't bother answering cuz I don't care! Anyhoo, welcome back to the show. I was just about to write today's chapter! Hopefully this one will be as good as the other tw-
-Sans the Skeleton is requesting a Zoom call-
Wha-? Doesn't He know I'm in the middle of something right now!? Ugh...
-SteamSpade has accepted the Zoom-
Sans: Hey Hey Hey!
Spade: Sans! I'm in the middle of something right now!
Sans: Ohhh, you must be talking bout the new Guest Mafia chapter.
Spade: Duh.
Sans: Well before you do that, I wanted to ask you when you were going to write an Undertale Fanfiction!
Spade: What? I wasn't going to do one! And even if I was, it wouldn't be any time soon. I'm working on Guest Mafia right now.
Sans: Oh cmon, kid! It'll be fun! All of your favorite characters in your own fanfic.
Spade: Maybe later. Right now, I have to focus on-
-Monika has joined the Zoom-
Monika: Hey guys!
Sans: Heya pal!
Spade: Seriously!?
Monika: Hey Spade, I wanted to talk to you about an idea that I had. How about a Monika x reader? people will love it!
Spade: Uh-uh! I have a very busy schedule, and I already have to try to squeeze in Guest Mafia on top of school and crap!
Monika: Oh cmon pleaseeee?
Spade: I said n-
-Lancer has joined the Zoom-
-Circus Baby has joined the Zoom-
Lancer: Greetings, you sweet sugar plums!
Circus Baby: Hey can somebody come help fix the microwave? I want to heat up some pizza but it's not working.
Spade: What is the meaning of this!?
Sans: Oh yeah. I kinda texted everyone that we're doing a Zoom. No big deal though, right?
Spade: Ò_Ó
Sans: I'll take that as a, "That's totally okay, old buddy old pal."
Spade: SANS I HAVE WORK TO-
-Piggy has joined the Zoom-
-Siren Head has joined the Zoom-
Piggy: Does anybody know where I left my club?
Siren Head: Bzzt- Toy. Four. Cleaners. -Bzzt.
Spade: Ō_ō
-The Pretender has joined the Zoom-
Pretender: Spade!? I thought you were writing the new chapter today!
Spade: AUGHHHHHH!! EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!!!
Sans: ...
Monika: :<
Lancer: :P
Circus Baby: >:(
Piggy: O_o
Siren Head: makes white noise*
Pretender: -_-
Spade: ...
Spade: Thank you. Now I'm going to be writing the new chapter, which was what this page was SUPPOSED to be for, but thanks to you, it was wasted. Now, I'm going to write the new chapter tomorrow. But, I will be making a new side project. Our Zoom calls. Is that good?
Everyone: Yeah that'll work.
Spade: Alright. Buh bye.
-SteamSpade has ended the Zoom-
Sorry about that folks, but I guess this turned into an announcement for the new series. Promise to have the new chapter soon.
your apologetic really sorry, cyclops,
SteamSpade
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The Guest Mafia
FanfictionSomething sinister has happened on The Maw *cough*not surprising*cough*. As usual, Guests have been disappearing, and are then found again in the food served on the horrid ship.. However, there have been rumors that some Guests are planning on takin...
