What a fucking waste of time this was. You pricks better have enjoyed this, because I certainly haven't.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. Special thanks to Bella 'Sedge' Atkins, Brod 'Shaddix' Waters, Deanna 'Elosith' Payne, Evie 'Twiglet' Stoughton, Amelia 'Nuria' Cash, Jia 'Uuuuaasarrrrrgrrgrghhhh' Espinas, and Mollie 'Kringle' Cornell.
Also thanks to me, who played the role of Swordy in this grand adventure.
Special thanks to Angela Payne for hosting, and to Nathan Payne for cameoing as Ingleburt even though you had literally no idea what was going on.
And most importantly, YOU!
Nah, fuck you.
Most importantly, my most sincere special thanks to Elliot Bigden for being a fantastic DM, and for putting up with our, frankly atrocious, D&D skills, and of course for playing Grumpkin and the other NPCs so brilliantly.
Okay, that's it, Balls Deep is over, go home.
Really, go.
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now; you're not welcome anymore!
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Balls Deep
FantasyEight strapping young adventurers set out on the adventure of their lives to hunt down the evil Gromlin, a giant troll who is causing havoc amongst the gnome kingdom. Will this octagonal association save the world, or will they all die horrible dea...
