Balls Deep

Epilogue

Sedge:

After claiming his share of the reward, Sedge did indeed open a sushi restaurant in the Thomas Jefferson mountains. Somehow, he was able to meet someone and start a plentiful family of hyper intellectuals. Unlike Sedge, they did not have a type of parasitic brain worm making their IQs 2.

Shaddix:

Shaddix was found guilty of manslaughter for the accidental death of Elosith, and went to prison. However, his fame made him many new friends, and eventually he formed a new band in the prison, and eventually became the leader of a rock n' roll based prison gang, Godfather style.

Swordy:

Faking his death at the last minute, Swordy waited for his mannequin form to come together again. When it had, the remaining company had already left Balls Deep, and Swordy was able to explore the late king's libraries for information on how to turn back to normal. When he found nothing, Swordy vanished from the land without a trace.

Elosith:

The sinew and ash that was left from Elosith's exploding corpse was buried in Balls Deep. Of the company, only Nuria attended the funeral, considering none of them actually liked each other aside from these two. Another centauride was never seen in Balls Deep again.

Twiglet:

Twiglet gave up the adventuring life, and returned to his country home in the forests to sell eco-friendly candles to all his other ent friends.

Nuria:

After the funeral of her lover, Nuria found herself without purpose. However, her love was soon rekindled in League of Legends, an adventurers guild that would one day become the basis for so much hentai. Like, so much.

Uuuuaasarrrrrgrrgrghhhh:

Uuuuaasarrrrrgrrgrghhhh was completely unaware of the adventure it even went on, and carried on with its life as if the quest didn't even occur.

Kringle:

Kringle returned to the Lands of Always Christmas where his mentor, Father Christmas, taught him the legendary oni-giri technique, for wielding three swords at a time. Kringle became the best toy maker and swordsman that Balls Deep ever saw.