I am proud to announce that I have deciphered the code of the Emu Dictatorship! I am pleased to state that we are one step closer to uncovering the Kangaroo War Program Conspiracy. May I request extra huge spider webs (and possibly Spiderman) to trap the Spider Mutant Monsters and an extra slice of cheese when I visit 'Australia.' Thank you, and reminder, always watch out for upside down aliens in 'Australia.'
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RandomFor me? Oh nah hell nah these are just the inner thoughts of my broken mentality. Enjoy my suffering. Oh, and join my commie cult, we perform sacri--I mean uhhh operations against thin mustache boi. Okay, we good? Good.
