I've been inactive for the past few days because I had a tiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy little existential crisis, and also, the, uhh..., U.S. elections. I won't say anything because I know I will anger some Trumpies or liberals, or progressives, or horse, BUT BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT! I'm back and I will try to come up with stupid stories for everyone. Occasionally I will stop because it might be a holiday or I have a mental breakdow--I mean, yeah. Soooooo, I'm back.

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This is now my Diary
RandomFor me? Oh nah hell nah these are just the inner thoughts of my broken mentality. Enjoy my suffering. Oh, and join my commie cult, we perform sacri--I mean uhhh operations against thin mustache boi. Okay, we good? Good.