Little Do You Know-Spideypool

Chapter Three

*same not as last two lol*

Scaling the brick wall with ease, I land on the roof and spin around in circles, screaming "Woohoo!" at the top of my lungs. When I'm done, I fall onto my back at the center of the rooftop, smiling at the stars and relishing this feeling.
"Awesome..." I whisper to no one.
"What's so awesome?" I hear Wade behind me and I jump to my feet, hurriedly pulling my mask down.
"I just had fun on my date is all." I should tell him I'm Peter.
"Me too." He smiles, balling his mask up in one of his many pockets. "Peter really is an amazing guy."
"Oh? How so?"  I should really tell him I'm Peter.
"He's sweet, he likes you, he doesn't care that I'm a merc, he told me he thinks my scars are attractive, and despite what he says, he's a very good kisser."
I really, really need to tell him I'm Peter.
"Wade, I want to tell you my identity." I blurt.
"Whaaaaaaaaat?" He stumbles and almost falls off the roof. "For real?"
"Yes." I take a deep breath, and begin my nervous ramble. "I didn't want you to walk me home either night because I knew you had been to my apartment before and I didn't want you to find out we were the same person, but I really, really liked kissing you, and I feel like it's the right time for Spiderman to tell you he's Peter, but is it maybe to soon for Peter to tell you he's Spiderman? I'm just-"
"You're Peter?" He puts a hand over his mouth. "You. Are the adorable med student I made out with an hour ago?"
"The one and only." I think I'm actually shaking.
"I-i..."

Wade POV

"I-I..."
OOh plot twist!
Is this a love triangle or just one of those 'complicated' relationships?
Both!
"I don't believe you." my voice cracks.
"How can I prove it to you?" He asks.
Tell him to take off his mask!
Oh yeah! Let's see that handsome mug of his!
"T-take off your mask."
Usually, I know he would refuse in an instant, but...
He pulls the mask over his head, releasing his shaggy brownish hair. I see the familiar nervous glow of Peter's hazel eyes, his full lips pressed tightly together.
"It really is you, huh?"
"Yes. I understand if you don't want to go on a second date, I decided you, and-"
"It's ok. If Peter had told me, I wouldn't have believed, but since I saw you web over here, I guess... this became the best day of my life."
"Seriously?" He saga with relief, gripping his knees and laughing under his breath. "Thank god..."
"I mean, come on!" I smile at him with all of my heart. "What did you think I'd say? I've been in love with you since forever, and now you're falling for me? Amazing. Plus, we don't have to give up patrols for date nights anymore."
He lied to you!
He doesn't care about you! He's going to make you a laughingstock in front of the avengers.
Or worse. Widow.
"So you want to go out again?" He asks carefully.
"Hell yeah!" I take two power-steps to close the space between us, gripping his waste gently with my right hand and running my left over his cheek. He leans into me with a soft hum. "Can I kiss you again, webs?"
"You can kiss me all you want."

Peters POV

"You can kiss me all you want." I say without thinking. "Oh shit." My face turns the same shade of red as Wade's suit.
"I don't think you meant that how it sounded." He chuckles, and I nick my forehead on his chest over and over. He's surprisingly soft. "But your dorky-ness is so freaking cute that I have to kiss you anyway."
"I guess that sounds fair." How can I be so comfortable around him? I barely know him, you know, as a person. But I feel like we've been together for years.
He presses his smile to mine and my mouth falls open to greet him. I feel his teeth against my bottom lip before his tongue slips into my mouth, exploring me and twisting around my tongue, which responds appropriately.
My suit starts feeling a little tight, and I think he notices.
"Been a while?" He whispers, pulling off me slowly.
"Not since MJ..."
"Webs that was a month ago!" He tilts my chin up. "Did you take a vow of abstinence or something?"
"I don't think the vow would be valid unless I was a virgin before she came out..."
"Ooh, baby boy's got some experience then?" He pulls me against him and scoops me up, throwing me over his shoulder.
"Oh my god, Wade! Put me down!" I shriek with laughter. Some part of me worried that whoever lives in the building we're on will hear us, but the rest of my brain is too happy to care.
He holds me over the edge of the building, but we both know there's no danger.
"Tell me your body count if you want to live." He thinks he can sway me with a terminator impression...
"3." I mutter.
He tosses me into the air and catches me bridal style.
"Only 3?" He cries. "How old are you?"
"I'm 22, as you well know." I beat my fits on his back gently until he puts me down. "It's not my fault you're an old man who's too big for his britches!"
"Now who's an old man?" He pulls me back against him with a sly smile.
And then we hear the sirens.
"Over by Dad's tower..." I mutter, gripping the front of his suit until my knuckles turn white.
"We'd better go see what happened." Wade tells me, and I tap my forehead on his shoulder before turning away and pulling my mask back on. "I'm gonna miss your face." He reminds me, maybe trying to stop my worries about my dads.
"You can see it again after we kick some ass." I turn around and see he's standing on the edge of the roof, a grappling hook attached to a nearby building, and a hand outstretched to me. "I can swing myself." I say.
"I want to tell the world I'm with Spiderman." He smiles under the red and black sheath on his face.
"Oh, we're together now?" I joke, but I can see it makes him nervous as I join him on the barrier, flexing my wrists in preparation for the swing.
"Well, I mean, I assumed, and-"
"Wade." I interrupt "If you want to be my..." I clear my throat, glad he can't see me blush. "If you want me to be your boyfriend?"
"Yes." He rushes his words and tightens the cable he's holding onto.
"Then let's do dates on Thursdays as Peter and Wade, and patrols the other days as Spiderman and Deadpool, and we can celebrate this badass victory we are about to have with a kiss for the cameras. Ok?" I really want to date him, please say yes...
I never thought I'd feel this way about a man, let alone an older man, let alone DEADPOOL... But being with him makes me happy, it always has. And I want to keep being with him.
"All of that works." He says with a light laugh. "Come on. Badass victory waits for no man."
We swing away, laughing and glancing at each other, racing almost subconsciously, until Deadpool stops in his tracks.
"What?" I ask, then turn where he's looking. "Oh god..."
My fathers' building is up in flames.