Taurus: yuma
" wow ur hot. Fuck ME. Ur so hot. What an ass, and I'm not talking about ur donkey. Ur even better than sugar-chav I mean Chan"
"Thank you. I guess I like your shoes."
"Oi you likey my shoes sow. Well you know what they the bigger the shoe the bigger the dingaling. How's about I show you eh? * Whips it out**starts chasing u around the garden*"
Pieces: laito
"BiatCh cHav come ere and let me do your contour and give you an orange tan. Your so hot that I want to crawl into the bath with you but instead of water it's my bodily fluids because I have child hood trauma and I have the right to harass you so strip dat down for me. Show me bobs and vagne.
GEM: Subaru
"RAHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHH"
"you should get therapy bruv"
"SHUT UP YOU BAKA............."
"........"
".... Here have my shank. Becauseikindoflikeyou....... *Smacks bush and levitates out*"
CANC: Ruki
"Thou art a villain but you are also a tender jewel in ethiops ear."
"...ok..."
"Get in the prison before my inner Christian gray comes out and whips you into shape... Livestock"
CAPRI: Ayato
"OI COMW HERE AND MAKE ME TAKOYAKI"
"Uhm I'd probably burn the kitchen down"
" I love your massive DOUBLE D no QUADRUPLE G TiTs your like a cow dispersing milk. Wow boobsboobsboobsboobs bobs boobies boobs."
Libra: Kanato
He doesn't compliment, he just makes you into a taxadermy doll.
Aquarius: Shuu
"Get in the bath you dirty girl"
Virgo: Kou
Makes a whole idol song dedicated to you
"I didn't see you in the crowd cheering NEKO chan~ time for punishment"
*Makes you watch fancams 24/7 and wear toxic Chinese plastic bangles"
Scorpio: Azusa
"YEYE SHANK YE FINGER GUNS YE DEANE BOI SAMBA DE AMIGO DRUG DEALERS OUTSIDE THE GAFF ROADMEN BEING TRACKED IN HELICOPTER AT THREE AM YE, U KNOW WHAT LETS SNORT SOME SPICE TOGETHER AND I CAN GIVE YOU SOME CREAM WHIPPERS"
Leo: Carla
Paints you a whole museum worth of art
Aries: Shin
"ON ALL LEVELS EXCPECT PHYSICAL I AM A WOLF. BIT WITH YOU I AM A WOLF IN ALL FORMS. * Manifest himself into legoshi and howls*"
Saggytits saggybum: reiji
I mean you both deserve each other pigeon faces
