Pranking Batman

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"Nathaniel, put an illusion on us so that we can sneak up on the bats. I'll go through my umbrella and scare Batman." Alix commanded.

Right now, the miraculous team are on a roof, close to the bats. Mari and Adrien told Jon and Damian that they were going to meet them while they were on patrol, while scaring Batman. They informed everyone, except Bruce, so that they could see Bruce scared.

Alix entered her umbrella portal, while Nathaniel put an illusion on everyone else. They went to the roof and they all went behind Batman. Damian and Jon could see them, and slightly smiled, seeing as the magic didn't work on them. Suddenly, Alix appeared behind Batman and closed the portal. She put her finger up to her mouth for them to be quiet. Nathaniel dropped the illusion, and now everyone was behind Batman, seen. Red Hood was trying so hard not to laugh, and barely succeeding.

"-you go east while, -AAUGH!" Alix and Nathaniel shook him.

Everyone was laughing at him, while Damian was snickering.

"Viperion, did you get that on video? Send it to the group chat with everyone. Bird for brains is gonna be mad that he missed this." Alix exclaimed. Batman just looked offended and growled.

When everyone was done laughing, Ryuko spoke. "Which two are these two soulmates?"

Everyone pointed to Robin and Superboy. She pointed her sword at Superboy and Robin, and to her surprise, Robin didn't flinch. "I like this one." She said pointing at Robin. "Listen. If you dare make either one of them cry, or so much make them sad, I will not hesitate to kill you. After all, I never hesitate. One has a messed neglectful father, and we all have a messed up school that believes the word of the liar because of her so called connections. We only have one teacher that sees past her bull." They nodded while everyone looked at the teens.

"Can I kill the liar? I could make sure nobody finds the body?"  Damian suggested.

"No. Not yet at least. I don't care if you do it, when we expose her on this trip. You just have to join Queenie and Ryuko over here." She said out loud, making the bats look at her crazy.

"Are you talking about the plan for the liar when we expose her. Cause if so, I'm so liking him. He's the perfect soulmate for you." Ryuko said.

"What are you guys talking about? And what's the plan for the liar?" Nightwing asked.

"You didn't tell them did you?" Ladybug asked. With the shake of the head from Robin, she began to tell them what was happening. "Well since we're soulmates and since we own the strongest miraculous, we can hear each other's thoughts and can talk to each other in our heads. Seeing as he was smiling out of nowhere earlier, he was talking to me. And the plan for the liar is simple. We expose her, and Queen Bee and Ryuko and anyone else who joins are going to gang up on her, and might kill her and hide the body or get Chat to cataclysm her so that you won't find the body, or might really injure her, for what she did. But that's on them not me." Ladybug explained.

"What did she do to you to make them want to kill her?" Red Robin asked.

"Well one time she told the class that LB here pushed her off the stairs, even though she didn't have a scratch or bruise on her, and they pushed her off the stairs, making her be in the hospital for a month. That's just one of the things she's got them to do. And her teacher just lets it happen. But if she wants to be mad, she has to be the example and let them do it. Our school is ridiculous." Reynard, Nathaniel, said.

The bats shared a look. "Can we join? They sound like they deserve it." Nightwing said.

"I honestly don't care, as long as you wait until after we expose her. I wanna do it before we go home. If you wanna join, you gotta get Queenie to accept you. I'll bring her and everyone else on the plan in, if you want to start planning." Ladybug said.

"Now that that's settled, can we know who you guys are. You got Demon-spawn to smile, by just talking to him."

Jason finally put two and two together. "I know who you are! I was on the phone with Superbrat when he was talking about you two and he said you made him smile. You must be the dude that was laughing beside him."

"Oh my god. People here actually have brains. Don't tell them. I wanna see how long it takes them to figure it out." Chat said.

"I just have a question." Batman said. "Are you people metas?"

"What are metas? And we're regular human beings who acquired miraculouses." Ladybug opened her yoyo and took out the mouse miraculous.

She gave it to Nightwing. "Put it on." She told him. He put it on and a bright light flashed. When it went away, a kwami stood in its place.

"Oh my god it's a bug!" Most of the bats said.

"So that's what I sounded like. I thought mine was a bug-mouse when I first got it. And it's not a bug, it's a kwami. The kwami grants you powers." Ladybug deadpanned.

"Hi, I'm Mullo. To transform, just say, 'Mullo, get squeaky'." The kwami explained.

"Mullo get squeaky?" When he said that, there was another bright light. When the light faded, there stood Nightwing but looking completely different. His hair was longer, so that it formed a man bun. His mask was grey with pink and black outlines. His suit was grey with pink gloves and had a black tail.

"Now to use the power, use the rope or tail and say 'Multitude'." Ladybug explained.

"Okay, Multitude." He used the tail as a jump rope and then there were multiple, smaller versions of him.

"One, cool! How many of those do you have. And 2, how did you get them." Red Robin asked.

"For your first question, I can't answer that because that's something the guardian will never reveal, and for your second one, the old guardian could sense that a miraculous wass being used for evil, so he did a test in public to see who would help. Me and Chat helped so, he somehow gave us a miraculous. Though I don't know how he knew where we lived." Mari explained. "You can use your tail to get back together again if you want."

Nightwing did and took off the necklace. He gave it back to her. "Brats you better not mess this up. I like your soulmates and their friends." Red Hood stated.

"Tt"

"Anyways, we better get back before Queenie gets worried. Can we go through your umbrella?" Chat said.

"Yeah sure. Bye guys, see you sometime soon. Burrow." Then a portal opened. They stepped in the portal, then it closed.

"Alright superbrat, you gotta take me to meet her tomorrow, since I know demon-spawn here won't take me." Jason said.

"I'll ask her when she's free. Anyway, are we gonna finish patrol or not?"

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"Queenie, Mari-hime's soulmate wants to join the plan to kill Lila. Oh and so do the rest of the bats." Kagami said to Chloe as soon as they entered the room.

"It's official, I love your soulmate and the bats. But I'm still going to ship you with that dude you sat on the plane with. You guys looked cute together." Chloe said.

Adrien wiggled his eyebrows at Mari, while she blushed at the comment.

"Alright guys leave me alone. We better get to bed now, that way  Lila can't try to leave us here, for our tour of WE tomorrow." Mari said.

She got nods of agreements and Kagami went to her room. Before going to bed, Marinette wanted to ask Damian something.

"Are you free tomorrow? If so, can you come with me and Adrien on this tour we're doing tomorrow?" 

"Sure. When and Where?" 

"10 at WE, and can you bring Jon also." 

"Yeah I'll ask him. See you then."


-So I have finished 2 more chapters and I'm working on another one. I know I said it would be a while, even though it's been a few hours, but that was a long time in my opinion. More updates tomorrow. Toodles!

-Morganlbr

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