Lordexplosionmurder: So I'm sitting there- barbecue sauce on my titties.
Icyhothot:
You should have someone lick it off.Lordexplosionmurder: We went over this kirishima- ain't no one touching me. It's why I broke up with my ex, he tried assaulting me and I was like "hell nah" and he went "fuck you then" so I went "fuck you too then."
Icyhotthot: That's horrible dude. But last time I checked my name isn't kirishima. Also you should've yeeted his ass out the window, I would've done that.
Icyhotthot:
Icyhotthot: Get what I mean?
Lordexplosionmurder: I fo sho thought you were shitty hair-
But yeah I yeeted that motherfucker's ass out the window. Like bitch don't touch me tf, he's lucky I didn't murder his ass.
Lordexplosionmurder:
Icyhotthot: This is why we say no to dating. That's too much commitment and responsibility. It's better to give your life to our lord and savior Jesus.Icyhotthot:
Lordexplosionmurder: Nah-
I don't believe in God I only believe in science.Icyhotthot:
Icyhotthot: Idk man.
Lordexplosionmurder: You're hella dumb. Brb imma go hook up with someone.
Icyhotthot: I'm praying for you fam.
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FanfictionLordexplosionmurder: This conversation is fucking awkward. Icyhotthot: It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Lordexplosionmurder: Yeah cause texting your ex who randomly disappeared and comes back years later isn't awkward. Icy...