(Note: hi everybody! Its been so long! I just wanrmt to give out a few shout outs to Gimme. Da. Books., and suldreensophie. Thank you for joining the KAAQ team, and this episode vould not have been made possible without you guys. Ifthe rest of you guys want to join the KAAQ team, the link is still open. Now where was I? Oh yeah! The Disclaimer!
I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. ALL RIGHTS TO SHANNON MESSENGER)
Sophie: * to audience * Heyyy everybody!!
Audience: * claps *
Keefe: * enters *
Audience: * claps more *
Sophie: So! Keefe, what do you want to know about today?
Keefe: Okay so I remember Dex mentioning something called "silly putty" once
Sophie: Oooh, I love silly putty! It's kind of like a slime except it doesn't fall apart and is very stretchy
Keefe: Sounds awesome! Can I try it?
Sophie: Sure! Dex, could you please come out here?
Dex: comes onstage
Sophie:can you make a batch of Silly putty please?
Dex: Sure! But first, I need to introduce a special guest to help me make it. Introducing, Lady Galvin!
Lady galvin: *comes onstage and looks at Sophie Judginly* This show is ridiculous, I dont know why I agreed to come to this tomfoolery presentation. Only the great Sophie Foster would come up with such a preposterous and disastrous thing.
Sophie: *Blushes and changes subject* Well, lets whip up some silly putty!
Lady Galvin: Dear heaven! Dont whip it! Lest you destroy my cape!
Dex and keefe: *crack up*
Sophie *blushes*
Dex: Alright, lets start.
Dex and Lady Galvin: * whips up a batch of silly putty with their mad alchemy skills *
Sophie: *Gives putty to Keefe *
Keefe: Woahhh it's just like hair gel! Is it hair gel?
Sophie: No, no Keefe-!
Keefe: *Starts to put silly putty in his hair *
Sophie: KEEFE!!!
Keefe: ...What?
Sophie: No!!! Keefe, now it's stuck in your hair!
Keefe: What do you mean? * tries to take putty out of hair * OH NO FOSTER HALP
Sophie: * tries to help Keefe and fails * Oh noooo
Keefe: FOSTER HOW DO I GET IT OUT HELP ME
Sophie: I DON'T KNOW KEEFE-
Sophie:...
Keefe: ...What?
Sophie: The only way I can think of is to cut it out....
Keefe: WAT NOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL LOCKS
Keefe: * starts screaming hysterically *
Sophie: * to Audience * * panicking * Alright folks, that's it for tonight...
Keefe: * starts rolling on floor crying *
Sophie: Sandor, a little help?
Sandor: * helps Sophie *
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Keefe Asks a Question
HumorSophie: Hello guys, Keefe wants to know all about the human world... so he won't stop pestering me about it. So to be nice, ( and to get him to leave me alone) I've decided to make a talk show, where Keefe asks a question, and I answer it. Keefe: *...
