I DO NOT OWN ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. ALL RIGHTS TO SHANNON MESSENGER
I also would like to thank Gimme. Da. Books, and Suldreen Sophie again for helping me make this
Sophie:Hello everyone! welcome back to Keefe asks a question
*lights shut off no one can see anything. some audiance embers scream *
Sophie: It's ok! everyone calm down. There's no reason to worry!"
Fitz: you sound like my dad
Keefe: *sings the opening of 24k magic * Tonight I just want to take you higher Throw your hands up in the sky Let's set this party off right
*lights come on in flashing colors, while Keefe and the triplets do a song and dance number to 24k magic *
Keefe: Known to give the color red the blues, ooooh-
Sophie: *smacks him across the face as the music stops and the lights go back to normal * Keefe!
Keefe: *rubs his face where Sophie smacked him * Owww Foster, that hurts.
Sophie: * sigh* Just ask your question.
Keefe: So I heard the Dexinator talking about popular human food, and so my question is, what's pizza?
Sophie: Ooh, good question. So imagine a giant peice of flat round bread, put some sauce on it, and then add cheese and sausage and pepporoni and mushrooms and all sorts of stuff, then melted together
Keefe: I have no idea what half of that human food is, but I need this in my life Foster, the audience can wait 10 minutes for you to get us some
Sophie:Keefe No
Keefe: Come on Foster
Sophie: Keefe, We just had a helping of mallowmelt, it's not like we're hungry or anything.
Sophie: *Stomache Growls *
Keefe: *Smirks *
Sophie: Stomach, why must you betray me? to everyone Fine! I'll get the Pizza!
Keefe: YAY!! Thanks Foster
Sophie: * teleports to get pizza*
Keefe: Come on everybody! Chant with me! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA(comments)
Tam: Why are you chanting?? She already left!!
Keefe: dont sass me bangs boy.
Tam:...
Keefe:...
Keefe: PIZZA PIZZA!
Sophie: *Comes back wth PIzza.* Here you go.
Keefe: *eats * Okay, its kinda bland, but this stuff is amazing! I need to know why I haven't heard of this from you before. That is a big no-no Foster. There is definetely no keeping this food from heaven a secret.
Sophie: * shrugs* Eh, I like Chick-fil-A better."
Keefe: *mouth drops * NOW FOSTER, I NEED THAT NOW. I N E E D CHICKFILA.
Sophie: * grabs him* That's all for today folks! *teleports away to Chickfila *
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Keefe Asks a Question
HumorSophie: Hello guys, Keefe wants to know all about the human world... so he won't stop pestering me about it. So to be nice, ( and to get him to leave me alone) I've decided to make a talk show, where Keefe asks a question, and I answer it. Keefe: *...
