Ginhiji one shots

Babysitting

"Okay~ Today Kagura went with the princess and Shinpachi is staying over with Shinpachi's sister wah~! Fantastic im free the whole day!" Gintoki exclaims in happiness

Gintoki was about to go drink when there was a knock on the door.

'wait a minute..'

"I forgot that i had to babysit the brat that looks like me!" Gintoki remembers, he sighed and opened the door

"Gintoki san thank you for agreeing to take care of Kanshichirou!" Ofusa thanked

Gintoki notices the grandpa thats adoring his grandson

"Kahei san" Ofusa called out for him to hand over Kanshichirou to Gintoki as they have a party to attend and no one is free to take care of the baby except Gintoki

"O-Oh i see. If anything happens to him i will kill you" Kahei warned Gintoki, who just shrugged and carried Kanshichirou

Gintoki held the baby's wrist and made him wave bye to Ofusa and Kahei

Gintoki closed the door and brought the baby inside and placed him on the couch and went to grab the bag that had all his needs

"You still remember me?" Gintoki asks the baby which made noises

"You do? Thats uh unexpected i thought you forgot about me" Gintoki smiled

"Darn.. i really thought i was free today" Gintoki scratches his head

Kanshichirou made baby noises

"I know, you also thought you could get milk and sleep the whole day" Gintoki somehow communicates with him

Kanshichirou made more noises

"You want to eat apo? (Apple)" Gintoki repeated and the baby nodded

"Got it, wait here don't roll or else you'll fall" Gintoki goes into the kitchen to grab a apple and cut it

He comes out and placed the plate of apples on the table

Gintoki placed Kanshichirou on his lap and took a apple with his hands and fed him

"Kanshichirou how old are you this year?" Gintoki asks, the little boy made noises

"Your two years old huh? How many more years until you can drink hm.." Gintoki started counting

"16 years! You better grow up fast because Gin chan is gonna be 42 that year!" Gintoki says surprised, the boy giggled and ate the last slice of apple

"Good boy you ate all your food" Gintoki pats his head, Kanshichirou giggled and played with one of his toys

"Kanshichirou or whatever, lets go one a walk" Gintoki stands up and makes Kanshichirou sit on the couch

Gintoki brings milk bottle along just incase and stores it in his Yukata

"Ok, lets go" Gintoki says monotone

Gintoki carries Kanshichirou around the street of Kabuki Cho district

Gintoki was asked alot of times who was the mother by strangers but he replied he was babysitting

Gintoki hums a tune as he walked around the busy street

Hijikata was patrolling around when he notices Gintoki

"A child... Don't tell me that idiot-" Hijikata runs up to him

"OI DID YOU AND SOMEONE GET A CHILD DID SHE LEAVE YOU WITH THE CHILD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS-" Hijikata started to curse at Gintoki

"OI OI OI THE KID IS HERE YOU STUPID- AH I ALSO SAID FUCK SHIT YOU TAX THIEF-" Gintoki as well started cursing