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VampiresAreSoAwesome - Bella

BellaIsSoHot- Edward

TakeMeShoppingOrDie - Alice

I'mNotEmo - Jasper

TroubleMaker - Emmett

BeautifulIAm - Rosalie

BreakThatLampAndDie - Esme

IAmDocterMan - Carlisle

SurrenderOrDie - Charlie

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter - Jacob

IHaveIssues - Paul

LoveIsSoLastYear - Leah

I'mNotGay - Embry

BabysitterWolf - Quil

QuilAwwwlHot - Claire

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#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Hey Bells. Wanna get a chocolate milkshake?

VampiresAreSoAwesome: NO!!!! I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: I said milkshake.....

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Which INVOLVES MILK!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: I thought you liked milk....

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Not anymore. I don't like it now.

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because.

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Why?

VampiresAreSoAwesome: BECAUSE!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: WHY?!?!?!?!

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Because I am partially lactose intolerant okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: No you're not

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Yes I am so stop bothering me about my disability!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: But you were drinking chocolate milk at my house yesterday.

VampiresAreSoAwesome: How do you know STALKER??!??!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bells, you were at MY house. So you would've been STALKING ME.

VampiresAreSoAwesome: You know what? You are so insensitive to my feelings and allergies! GOOD DAY JACOB!

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bye.

{1 day later....}

VampiresAreSoAwesome: I'm gonna go get a chocolate milkshake. Wanna come?

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Omigod.

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Is that a yes or a no?

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Yes I'll come with.

VampiresAreSoAwesome: Bye Jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

#ImprintedOnYourDaughter: Bye Bella.

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