EEEEMMMMEEETTT!! (Twilight Humour)

Emmett, Edward and Bella. Detention

I walked into Spanish class. One of my fact classes only because this class I was with Emmett and Edward, although I was still not entirely familiar with Emmett's ways we would often talk. I didn't really mind Rosalie wasn't in most of my classes, as me and Rosalie still hadn't bonded yet, we would acknowledge each others presence, but wouldn't really start a conversation.

I made my way to the back and sat in my seat. I looked to my right, and jumped in surprise, it wasn't Edward, as it was usually, it was big old Emmett.

"Emmett, what are you doing here?" I asked, Emmett stared at me,

"Well, I thought we should get to know each other…" He said,

"What, you want to get to know me in a Spanish lesson?"

"Yes" He replied,

"So, last night when you were on the Xbox, we couldn't bond then, could we? But when I have a life, and education, it's now is a good time," I said, Emmett nodded, I sighed,

"Well, I was busy," he answered,

"Doing what!" I screeched, everyone in the class looked at me, Emmett made them turn away, by glaring at them.

"Yes, I had more important things to do,"

"So killing teenage mutants is more important than spending time with me?"

"Yes." And with that answer I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Typical boys. Luckily Edward just entered so I wouldn't have to put up with Emmett for much longer. Edward stared a long glare in Emmett's direction

"What the hell are you doing in my seat? You have infested it now!" Edward whined, Emmett stuck his tongue out. Edward approached Emmett and yanked his t shirt,

"STOP TOUCHING ME, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE EDWARD" Emmett said. Everyone swivelled their heads in their direction; I sunk my head into my hands, my face blushing deep red. I heard many whispers.

"Edward just touched Emmett's thing…" Someone said.

"Poor Bella,"

"Edward probably hasn't got one," I recognized that critical voice, it was Mike,

The teacher then entered, Edward hit Emmett, Mr Peterson looked at Edward,

"Mr Edward Cullen! Detention, how DARE you slap another student and your own BROTHER!" He screeched,

"I didn't hit him… I just high fived his face," Edward said lamely, the teacher glared at him. "Now sit down please,"

"But sir, Em-" He started, Mr Peterson interrupted him,

"MR CULLEN SIT DOWN!!!" Mr Peterson shouted. Edward sunk into Emmett's normal seat. Emmett began to laugh.

"So, Bella, let's bond, what's your favourite colour?" Mr Peterson heard us mumbling,

"Mr Cullen, Ms Swan, Be quiet, I am trying to teach!" He screamed,

"Teach what?" Emmett mumbled, this caused me to laugh. With one final glare Mr Peterson faced the rest of the class.

"It's purple, Em"

"Oh nice, mine is blue, so how is you and Edwards s.x life?" I looked at him astonished,

"That's all you wanted to know isn't it?!" I whisper yelled, Emmett grinned and nodded,

MS SWAN, MR CULLEN!" Emmett glared at Mr Peterson,

"MR PETERSON, I AM TRYING TO ASK BELLA ABOUT HER AND EDWARD'S S.X LIFE!" Emmett shouted,

"Non-existent," I mumbled, Emmett grinned. Mr Peterson flushed red, not nearly as red as me.

"MS SWAN, MR CULLEN DETENTION!" He shouted,