EEEEMMMMEEETTT!! (Twilight Humour)

Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie. Detention

Alice POV

Me, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett were all in Biology, I sat down in my seat next to Rosalie. I was sitting in my lab stool hapliy taking notes until something hit my head it was a note I opened and read it:

Wat's up dawg?

Reply B**CH

Emmister

I turned my head to see it was from Emmett, I turned over the note and wrote back:

Emmister…?!

What the hell, when did you start to talk like THAT?

And I may be a b**ch.

Just not yours ;) Got it!

A x

I quickly folded it into a paper aeroplane and flew it back to him. He opened it and read it, he started scribbling the reply, and flew it back, I was surprised the teacher hadn't seen yet,

It's the new me, get used to it

And fine you and Jasper then

But you are missing out ;)

Emmister

I decided not to reply, In the corner of my eye I saw Emmett writing another note, he threw it over, it landed on my lap, I opened and read it, Emmett shook his head:

Hey Babes

I don't think I could

Wait till tonight, should we just leg it

To the janitors closet

BunnyBoi x

I quickly shut it and handed it to Rosalie, now knowing it was meant for her, "Bunnyboy?" I whispered, she shook her head,

"He wanted to be called it," She answered. I nodded, Rosalie quickly wrote a reply and threw it back at Emmett, the teacher saw,

"Excuse me, what are you doing Miss Cullen?" He scolded,

"Mrs," Emmett murmured, Rose started to giggle, bad move,
"DO YOU FIND THIS FUNNY?!" Rosalie vigorously shook her head, "Pass me the note," Rosalie hesitantly. The teacher didn't bother reading, he thrust it into Mike's hand, "Read it," Mike stood up,

"Hey Babes I don't think I could wait till tonight should we just leg it to the janitors closet? Me neither maybe we should, I mean this teacher is blind and boring." Mike finished,

"Mr Cullen, Miss Hale DETENTION!" Emmett shook his head,

"How do you know I wrote it?!" He debated, the teacher looked at him,

"Because you are her boyfriend," Emmett played innocence,

"Rose, you are cheating on me," He looked down, to hide his smile,

"MISS HALE DETENNTION!" Rosalie glared at Emmett,

*VISION

Emmett begging Rosalie, they then go to the bedroom (censored)

VISION ENDED*

"OH MY GOD THAT IS GROSS WHAT THE HELL?!" I screamed, everyone looked at me,

"Excuse me Miss Cullen there is nothing wrong with the menstrual cycle," I shook my head,

"NOT THAT EMMETT AND ROSALIE MAKING OUT!!! Everyone turned to Emmett and Rosalie they were not doing anything,

"Miss Cullen I believe you are imagining it" I heard many whispers like,

"oooh she imagines her brothers and sisters making out what a weirdo!" I scowled,

"I AM NOT WEIRD!!!" The teacher glared at me,

"Miss Cullen, DETENTION!" I huffed and sat in my seat. So me, Rosalie and Emmet were all in detention and I think Edward and Bella were too. Now Jasper just needs to get a detention to make it a full house.

"URGH JASPER STOP POKING ME!!!" I screeched. Everyone immediately looked at Jasper. His hands were blatantly in the air.

"Miss Cullen his hands are in the air, what are you talking about," I reached down.

"Well it is long, hard and thin so it’s obviously him," I trailed off. Jasper was feeling embarrassed, I heard whispers

"Jasper got a ..... OMG"

"I HAVE NOT !!!!" Jasper shouted defensively.

"MR HALE DETENTION!"

"Why!" Jasper whined

"No questions, now put it away…"

If Jasper could turn red from embarrassment he would definitely be a dark shade a crimson by now.