What is life / pg. 1
Things are going strange.
Yeah, very very very very strange.
After Jungkook has been living with Taestard, they both don't look good. They look tired. Yeah, tired..
A week ago, I asked bunny secretly- it was really hard. Taestard sticks to him like glue lately- how's the life going with Taestard. Especially... the matter of sleeping.
Don't misunderstand me, it's all for the bunny's health. Good is good, right?
Anyway, he confessed me and I remember exactly as I am an idol traniee.
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"All right. He really paid everythig, and as it's a small studio, it's easy to clean. We have troubles cooking but I ask him to eat them all.. So everything is fine."
"Umm.. but you look tired.. Don't you sleep well?"
"Ah, you know taehyung has a habit cuddling something while sleeping, right?"
"...does he?"
He fucking lied to Jungkook- xufneuekshd
"Yeah, but I found he has another habit."
"What is that...?"
I was really, really really scared at that time but I had to listen.
"He pinches or touches my body."
"...WHAT THE FUCK??"
"Really. You know I wake up easily when someone pinches me."
"Wait, wait.. but don't say you still have another sleeping habit that I know."
"What, sleeping naked? Yes I do."
Then my brain exploded.
"Oh mY hOly ShiT! SIWRELGJIJWLJKSWP!!!"
"Don't worry, I wear my underwear."
"Oh, really? That's goo- NO! THAT'S NOT GOOD! OH MY GAWD! FUCKING KIM TAEHYUNG! HOW COULD YOU!"
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After that, I only remember Jungkook's seriously concerned eyes and I ran thousands laps around the track.
Does Taestard like Jungkook? I highly doubt it.
Isn't that dick straight? I know he'd been dating millions girls since he was 1 years old!
I am an idol traniee, so I have the best hunch ever, but hope I am wrong this time.
Taestard is too arrogant to deserve my precious baby bunny!
Hopeless, 30 May
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Finding My Jam / pg.2
I hate Namjoon. No, Nemjoon.
Nemjoon sounds more stupid. I can't believe he has an IQ of 148. This world is crazy and cruel af.
Yesterday I visited his house as I found out where he lives. It was so easy cuz I am an idol traniee. I'm sure that I'd conquer the world when I become an idol. And when the day comes, Nemjoon will be under me. Even height won't be able to stop it!
Anyway, I visited him to discuss about Taehyung and Jungkook, but when I told him my plan, do you know what he spouted?
"Jimin, You got no Jams."
How could he do such things in the other people's face? YoU gOt nO jAmS? SRSLY? bRUH, I will show you my Jams, Damnjoon! Just wait!
Jameless, 08 June.
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