Ultimate High School To-Do List

📃 Attention Magnet

Is it just me or is Avery actually taking huge and not-so-subtle steps away from us. Gosh! Why couldn't we actually finish our lunch for once. I'm getting kinda skinny.

This Tiffany girl was really taking her sweet time getting to us. It was like she was on a runway.

I couldn't help myself. I started munching on my nachos. Avery looked at me with wide eyes but I just shrugged at her.

What? I was hungry. I wasn't going to waste my lunchtime watching some catwalk show.

Tiffany gave me a once over, as if sizing me up then decided to get to us a little faster cause she pulled some stunts. Her flunkies didn't join her though. She did aerial cartwheels and a front flip then bowed. Everyone in the cafeteria clapped for her except for the level ones and us of course.

I rolled my eyes just as she raised her head. She huffed at me.

"You guys are like, new?" One of Tiffany's bimbo followers with blonde hair asked. Could her tone be any more demeaning...and cliche?

"What's it to you?" Tyler asked, slurping his drink loudly. God we were just having too much fun with this.

She put her hand to her chest offended. The other bimbo friend with pink highlights came up behind her and asked. "Do you even know what goes on here?" She sneers. "Who we are?"

Trevor scratched the back of his head, giving a confused look. "I don't know but considering those stunts she pulled, I'm guessing you're professional acrobats."

I heard gasps from around cafeteria a distinct sound of someone trying to hold in their laughter from Ace's table. But I didn't dare take my eyes of these people in front of me to check who.

Who knows what next might land on my beautiful hair.

I slapped Trevor on the back of the head and stage whisper. "Look, we've already got a power hungry Knight and a psycho Barbie on our hands." I tilt my head towards Ace's table. "Do you really want to add this circus act."

"Who you calling a psycho Barbie?!" Gina raged. She was storming over here.

I looked over at Tiffany to see her smiling but it didn't quite reach her eyes and had a chilling effect to it. Her eyes had a hint of amusement in it. Didn't we just insult her?

"We never get to finish our food." Trevor mutters. Just as Gina's fist hit the table. We stood up immediately and some of my nachos fell to the floor. Damn.

I pouted slightly then looked up at Gina. "Look what you've done." I just noticed her nose was a little wonky up close and if that didn't cheer me up nothing else would. Okay, except maybe a Snickers bar.

"What I've done." Gina looks at me incredulously.

"Now you, like, listen here you fools." Tiffany's first bimbo glared at us. The one with the blonde hair. "Like,you don't know us. Like, see what's on this like, top?" She pointed to Tiffany's top and Tiffany just stands there checking her nails.

"Like it says bitch, and like, we can be bitchy if we like, want to so don't like, mess with us." She finished her threat. I stood there, taking everything in with wide eyes. Tyler, Trevor and I even dropped every bit of our lunch on the floor. I've never been so stupefied in my entire life. Who uses that much 'likes' in their sentence. I thought that joke only happens in movies.