COMPLETED
a tiktok famous dumb gurl🙀🙀🤪🤪aka you
and
an entire volleyball league (no idea)
what could possibly go wrong??
I PROMISE WE'RE GETTING TO THE CHATFIC PART JUST TRUST THE PROCESS
there will be swearing and probably some small mistakes he...
"hey sho you wanna know what you remind me of?" "an absolute iconic bad biddie who has the plumpest ass in the world?😼" "shoyo no❤️. i was gonna say a ✨🌈🧚♀️beluga whale🧚♀️🌈✨" "eXCUSE ME-" shoyo suddenly turned around and playfully shoved y/n. but since shoyo was a volleyball player his version of "lightly" was very rough. resulting in y/n falling and stumbling to the concrete. as she was falling she though 'well this is it. maybe once i die i'll be with yumeko forever. as my dying wish, i wish to be cremated into those urns that turn into a tree✨😌🌲' (a/n I REALLY DO WANNA TURN BE IN THOSE TREE THINGYS THATS SO COOL LIKE GIRL WHAT-) people who were passing by looked at the two with wide eyes. why would some short kid who resembled a middle schooler push down a teenage girl who could be a model? all they saw was this
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somewhere in the distance a wild nishinoya and tanaka was this all happen in slow motion. they both rolled up their sleeves with an irk mark and began to charge at the offender, never realizing it was their precious decoy, hinata shoyo.
suddenly y/n and shoyo heard a loud battle cry,"YOU DARE SHOVE DOWN A BEAUTIFUL, ANGELIC, QUEEN!! YOU'RE NOT READY TO CATCH THESE HANDS! I DONT CARE IF YOURE A MIDDLE SCHOOLER I WONT HESITATE-" as they were in the air ready to pounce they noticed it was shoyo and magically floated down. "hey hinata" the weirdo pair said in unison "uhm? hey?" they suddenly heard a loud yell "MS BELUGA WHALE SHOYO TF IS YOUR PROBLEM. ISTG IF I GOT HURT I'LL DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE! YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HIT YOU!"
suddenly the sun shone very bright upon the scene, flowers sprung, sparkles flew, and a loud chorus was heard. nishinoya and tanaka suddenly went on their knees, hands folded, tears in their eyes,"A GODDESS HAS APPEARED IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!! NOYA HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" tanaka suddenly exclaimed still on the floor. "IM FEELING BLESSED RYU!" noya shouted tears now flowing down his face sparkles in his eyes he really said ✨👄✨ as they both began to scream in unison suddenly a voice as smooth as oikawas ass (what?) said,"HEYYYOOO! IT IS I THE GODDESS YOU SPEAK OF! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?" a now recovered y/n shouted out
hinata in the distant background face palmed and decided to sit on a nearby bench acting as if he didn't know any of them. he is now one with the bench built: benchy😼😈🥶🪑 (i literally only found a chair-)
a now standing up nishinoya proudly pointed to himself,"nishinoya yuu a respecter of women, and one who has dedicated himself to make ALL women feel like queens!" tanaka suddenly popped up behind him and said,"i'm tanaka ryunosuke, at your service my lady!" "wœh. i have no words 👀👄👀" a now distraught y/n called out "i'm l/n y/n nice to meet you guys!"
hearing the name l/n y/n they immediately perked up. i mean it isn't everyday some random stranger is their TIKTOK CRUSH on the outside they looked completely cool, however in both of their heads they started fangirling completely.
