"WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS" noya
"YUUUHHHHH IM REALLY FEELING THE FESTIVITIES THIS YEAR WOOPWOOP!" tanaka
"LEEETTTSSS GO PARTY PEOPLE!" y/n
"this is the decorating song, you sing it when you're decorating stuff! this occasion is....." hinata
"christmas! we love the decorating song, cause it makes you decorate stuff!" noya
decorating songTM by anonymousstanaccount
"wow this looks like a winter wonderland." y/n
"i like it." tanaka
they looked around proud of their work. the four looked around the gym and were extremely satisfied. as suga walked into the gym he stopped in horror. what the fuck is that-
"HAS KRAMPUS BEEN HERE? GIRL WHY ARE THE PENGUINS UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE CEILING? HOW'D YOU EVEN GET EM' UP THERE?" suga
"i was trying to do this baton dance i saw in tiktok with the penguins....guess i'm too strong." y/n
"WHY ARE THE GARLANDS A BODILESS SANTA?" suga
"we got him like that, don't complain." noya
"eye- i wasn't even here." suga
TWO HOURS LATER
"THE BATON DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WITH A RULER, THANKS FOR THE IDEA SHO!" y/n
"no problem! i'm too smart for my own good so of course i have to share my knowledge." shoyo
y/n began to spin the ruler faster and faster. however, it flew out her hand and crashed into the wall. not just any wall, the wall with the bodiless santa. the ruler hit the santa lights and the head plopped off. his head was now on the floor...
rip santa no more christmas :(
RIPRIP
OH NO
THE RULER HIT THE WALL AND RICKASHADED OFF OF IT. ITS FLYING. IT'S UP THERE.
"SHO THE WHALE GET OUT THE WAY HOLY!" y/n
shoyo got smacked in the face by the falling ruler and got knocked the fuck out.
"you will be missed." tanaka
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is this short asf? yes.
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weirdo alert // a haikyuu chatfic
FanfictionCOMPLETED a tiktok famous dumb gurl🙀🙀🤪🤪aka you and an entire volleyball league (no idea) what could possibly go wrong?? I PROMISE WE'RE GETTING TO THE CHATFIC PART JUST TRUST THE PROCESS there will be swearing and probably some small mistakes he...
