ALSO INSPIRED BY MY LIFE
at the gym
"hey you guys are super athletic and bendy right" y/n asked
multiple yeses were heard (is that a word?)
"PFTTTT SHDIGMDOEO I FORGOT YOU CANT TOUCH YOUR TOES😹😹" shoyo SCREAMED laughed he really said 😹🔊🔊
"SHUTTT UPPPP" y/n yelled
"i know what we can do!" lev yelled
"what, dumbass its gonna be something stupid right?" yaku pIpEd uP
"we go outside and we'll do it!" lev exclaimed
"good idea!" y/n said
outside
"okay so first try to touch your toes" kurro instructed
"coolio, seems easy" y/n muttered to herself
y/n proceeded to bend over, however, she couldn't go past half after her knees
"fuck" y/n whispered
"PFTTT SHSJJDKFOF ITS EVEN WORSE THEN I REMEMBER" shoyo yelled out, he's in literal tears
"SHUT UPPP" y/n yelled
"you know i heard this thing where you spin ten times and then when you try to touch your toes again you can" yamaguchi said
"THATS GENUIS" y/n yelled
y/n proceeded to move onto the grass dangerously close to a railing.
"i'm kinda nervous" y/n muttered
"letsss goooo!" y/n yelled to herself
y/n the. proceeded to spin ten times super fast, like 100 mph fast.
y/n proceeded to get very dizzy and stumbled. as soon as the ten spins were over, she bent over to touch her toes.
as she bent over, she literally fell and flipped to her side while still reaching for her toes.
she was an inch away from hitting her head on the railing.
silence was heard as y/n just laid there on the floor for three seconds still trying to reach her toes.
"PFTTTT EJFOCNDOXOSL" shoyo yelled out
"JEJSHAJJES WHAT WAS THAT" yamaguchi laughed out
"HEIDIF THAT MADE MY DAY" lev exclaimed
"IM PHOTOSYNTHESIZING😹😹" kenma yelled out. tears in his eyes, this was the first time he's been brought to tears from laughter.
"739(9;'sjciekapaoow" kurro literally sounded like some typewriter
"YOOOO YOU GOOD THAT WAS A FALL AND A HALF" tanaka yelled out while he was in gerard from laughing to hard.
"pfttt what a loser" tsukishima laughed out. a small smile on his face.
"IEOFIFJFJE YOOOO THAJSKRNE THAT WAS HILAROUS😹😹" y/n yelled out. rolling on the floor from laughter.
"THAT WAS SO FUNNN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!"
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a/n
heyyoo sorry for late update
THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME ON WENESDAY I ATE SHIT I ALMOST HIT MY HEAD TO AND MY FRIENDS AND I WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME
IM STILL GETTING BULLIED BY THEM FOR IT😹
YOU ARE READING
weirdo alert // a haikyuu chatfic
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