a/n yes a little filler😻 based off of what happened to my friends and i yesterday
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chicken tender
chicken tender
AYYYEEEE Y/NNNN
WANNA HANG OUT
WITH ME AND
LIKE TWO OTHER PEOPLE
weirdo alert💅
YESYES
SAY LESS
ACTUALLY WAIT
WHERE
chicken tender
THE PARK
weirdo alert💅
OKIIEEEE
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so the immaculate y/n got ready and then proceeded to ✨💨z o o m💨✨ down the road. ms gurl really said 🚛💨💨
as y/n got closer to the park she saw red hair in the distance. as she saw closer she saw
✨tendou✨ ‼️shirabu‼️ 🧃goshiki🧃
LOOKING LIKE A TRUE SQUAD🥶😈🥵
"WHATS UP DUDES AND SIRS" y/n greeted rather enthusiastically
"HEYYYOOOO" tendou said while waving
"hi" shirabu dryly replied 😡🔪
"y/n!" the precious, most cutest, wholesome, prettiest, and my pride and joy, goshiki cheerfully waved
"sooOooOooOoO" tendou sang
"I SAW THIS STOP SIGN THATS LIKE 4 AND A HALF FEET TALL" goshiki shouted
"LETS DANCE ON IT" y/n suggested while wiggling the 🌈b r o w s🌈
"GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE" goshiki exclaimed
"i'm only gonna do it cause you guys are doing it" shirabu mumbled while looking away. why you gotta be like a grandma sometimes😡😡💥
jk i love you plz marry me <3
WOOAAHHH WHO SAID THAT??
and so le squad🚨🚨😈🥶🥵💯⛓ strutted up to that stop sign like they owned it. and frankly they were owning it. they looked like THAT bitch if yk what i mean.
"hey stoppy😻" y/n said while eyeing the sign up and down while biting her lip
in the distance you heard a "YUHHH GET INTO IT" or "YEAHHH" from a supportive tendou and goshiki. shirabus recording while snickering a bit. r u d e‼️
y/n proceeded to strut around the sign while sEdUcTiVeLy touching it.
"aNd iF iT fEeLs rIgHt~" tendou
"pRoMisE i dOnT mInD~" goshiki
"aNd iF iT fEeLs rIgHt~" shirabu
"pRomIsE i'lL sTay hErE oNe nIgHt~"
" all three in a trio type beat😈⛓💯
y/n continued dancing around stoppy. she then proceeded to drop down. YUHHH🤩🤩 she then grabbed stoppy's sign holder🙀 as she got up she then proceeded to body roll✨ and then do one more lap around stoppy and finished💥
"YUHHHH"
"AWESOME"
"SUPERB"
"A+"
"ZAMN ZADDY CHILLLL"
so yk they hyped you up asf. cause ZAMN you do be looking fine asf doe🤯
"MYYH TURN" tendou sang
tendou then proceeded to walk up to stoppy while winking at it. he then proceeded to harshly grab stoppy's angle🧚♀️ and dance around him. tendou then proceeded to bend down in front of stoppy. he then slowly lifted himself backup all while stoppy was watching.
"DUN DUN DUN DUUUU NUJUNY" shirabu sang
(it's that one jazz song if yk what i mean)
"WOOOAHHH THATS HOT ASF" goshiki
"ZAMMNNN IM LOWKEH JEALOUS" y/n
while tendou was slowly pulling himself up he turned to look at stoppy while biting his lip. tendou then proceeded to do another lap and then do a lil dip, while his leg was in the air he hooked his arm around stoppy. and BAM his performance was finished🏴☠️
"IMMACULATE "
"10/10"
"WÖŒËH"
"why thank you" tendou playfully bowed
"YOUR TURN GOSHIKI"
goshiki then proceeded to go up to stoppy. he was a bit shy about it. while awkwardly going down on stoppy, he then started to get into it. however tragedy struck🙀🙀
as goshiki tried to do the dip tendou did he went to far down and slowly fell down. not wanting to bring stoppy down with him he let go and alas met his demise🥶🥶
the end‼️‼️
jkjk
PRANKED YALL
GET PRANKED
"PFTTTT"
"HAHDJFJEKOXDO"
"GOSHIKI ATE SHIT"
"WOWZA"
goshiki then proceeded to laugh hysterically. keep in mind all of this is being taped by sir shirabu so it's perfect blackmail.
"SHIRABU YOUR TURN" goshiki called out
shirabu handed the camera to y/n as she zoomed into a strutting shirabu. manz do be hitting different doe😩😩
"promiscuous girl, you're teasing me~" y/n
"you know what i want, and what i got is what you need~" goshiki
"promiscuous boy, let's get to the point~" tendou
shirabu proceeded to bend over on stoppy. then do a bit of ✨twerking✨ on it. all while looking at stoppy. he then proceeded to walk around him while eyeing him up and down. shirabu then smacked stoppys pole🤩🤩🙀 shirabu then proceeded to slide down stoppy and once he hit the ground he then slowly laid down on the grass and ended his routine.
two words: simply i c o n i c
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a/n
KELFLFKDLW
SO THIS HAPPENED TO ME YESTERDAY
I WAS TENDOU AND THE OTHERS WERE BASED OFF MY FRIENDS ROUTINES
ONLY DIFFERENCE THIS WAS IN GYM CLASS AND MY GYM TEACHER SAW-
YOU ARE READING
weirdo alert // a haikyuu chatfic
FanficCOMPLETED a tiktok famous dumb gurl🙀🙀🤪🤪aka you and an entire volleyball league (no idea) what could possibly go wrong?? I PROMISE WE'RE GETTING TO THE CHATFIC PART JUST TRUST THE PROCESS there will be swearing and probably some small mistakes he...
