WARNING
TRUE STORY HAPPENED TO ME LIKE TWO HOURS AGO
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"hello it is i, your cult leader" ⛓🤬🐓 y/n said
"hello ms cult leader" the nekoma and karasuno team all said in union.
"we will now begin the..... ⛓r a c e⛓" y/n exclaimed*1 hour ago*
"so...what do y'all wanna do today?" y/n asked to the nekoma and karasuno teams. noya, tanaka, and herself just finished getting yelled at.
"what if we started a cult?" lev askedmixed responses were heard like:
"dumbass, how dumb are you?" yaku
"great idea" hinata
"meh" kenma
"no❤️" kai
"hell yeah!" tanaka
"AWESOME IDEA" noya
"are you ridiculous" daichi
"u-uhm guys isn't that scary?" asahiafter about a twenty minute argument it was decided:
there will be a cult
the leader will be l/n y/n
what will the cult do?
💥⛓r a c e⛓💥"EVERYONE GET IN YOUR OUTFITS"
poorly edited pic time🐓🐓
"iconic"
"fashionable"
"fashion foward"
"she's an icon"everyone was in a black, white, or red robe while supreme leader was in a purple one.
THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO OKAY🤬
present time
as the members of karasuno and nekoma were in one big circle, their supreme leader was announcing the games to begin."all right. let us begin our racing." y/n announced
"but, before we begin we must do the holiest of the holy chants." y/n said."minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬minax⛓maga🥊chaka‼️laka💥minax💔maga🐓chaka💨laka🤸♂️ayli⬆️yuteroi🤬" both teams chanted
"ENOUGH" y/n screamed "lev and yaku you will be the first to race."
and so the first race began. but, as it finished yamaguchi noticed something was off about the gym.
"hey, hinata wasn't there a clock on the wall?" yams whispered
"yeah, i think so" hinata whispered back. hinata found this awfully strange, he swore there was always a clock there. so he began to get up to investigate, as he got up the next racers were announced."kenma and suga will now race"
"GO"hinata began to walk towards the wall where the clock was. but he didn't notice the next race began.
and it happened.
kenma collided into hinata hitting his shoulder, letting out a high pitched yell as his voice cracked.
kenma then proceeded to stumble around and eventually trip on his foot all while screeching. he began to tumble for another five feet, traveling a total of ten feet at top speed before he crashed into a wall.
he wanted to die.
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a/n
THIS HAPPENED IN CLASS TODAY-
SO BASICALLY I WAS LIKE "dude there was a pole there right?"
AND MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE "hold up lemme check" SHE GOT UP AND THERE WAS A RACE GOING ON AND A KID CRASHED INTO HER AND SCREECHED IT WAS SO FUNNY AND HE CRASHED INO THE CHURCH-
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