A Strange Turn of Events (a swapfell story)

Exes and Flowers

Just saying this does include curse words...so ye :p

Frisk's POV

This tea taste soooooooo gooood! Especially with this pie! All those puzzles and traps really tired me out. I could just *yaaaawwwwnnn* fall asleep. "Oh! Are you tired young one? Here, let me take you to  your room." You can say that again! I feel bad staying in this old man's house, but where else could I go? As I followed Asgore to the guest room, I saw a framed photo on the wall. It was Him, a lady who looked to be his wife, a kid (hehe goat child ) and a human kid. They looked a lot like Chara. Like so much it bothered me. They looked so happy. Something I can't relate to. "Here you are young one! Is there something wrong?" shoot! "Oh! Sorry, it's just that this kid looks a lot like my younger sibling. I really miss them." The old man looked really sad. Hopefully I didn't bring up any bad memories :( "Yes well, I'm sorry about that. Here is your room. There is clothes in the closet that might fit you. If you need anything, call me." Inside the room there was a toy chest and old drawings. I  didn't want to mess with it, but it looked like the room once belonged to a little kid. I looked inside the closet to find a cute sweater. It was purple with two grey stripes going across the middle. I tried it on and it felt supper comfy! Only thing is that it was short in length. Maybe it was a crop-top? Eh, it don't matter. Thankfully I had a black tank top underneath.  What does matter is how awesome I look! This sweater compliments me perfectly! Better than that dirty shirt from earlier.

"PST HEY!" WTF WAS THAT- oh it was temmie. 

"Goshdarnit Temmie why'd you have to do that?! Sneaking up on people is mean!"

"WeLL sOrRy. I cans halp yoo! To get out of heer dat is. That man is dangerous!" 

"No. He's nice, and I have no idea what dangerous stuff is out there. If anything, you're supposed to be the dangerous one!"

" *insert seriously face here* Weely? Me? The smol kat like thing is dangerous? But big goat man isn't?"

"Fair point. But I'm not leaving yet. I'ma stay the night." I flop onto the bed. 

 "nope, we leave as soon as possible! That guy is nuts! Years of solitude and grief have corrupted him. he wills stop at nuthing to keep u here" That bit really made me think. What happened to his family? They looked really happy before. Did his wife leave him and took the kids? I can't leave yet. He needs someone. Maybe when I leave and get Chara, he could adopt us!Yeah right. Who would want me? No one. Temmie's voice brought me out of my thoughts. 

"Hey! U listening? He's CRAZY! We's got to go now!" What is with him! Ugh. If anything you're the crazy one! You are taking me away from my food and my sleep!

"....zzzzzz"

"UGH YOU ARE USELESS! JUST SAYING 'Z' DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE ASLEEP A$$HOLE!"

"shhhhh I'm sleeping. Zzzzz"

" F#CK U!"

"zzzzz, I can't hear you, zzzzz. Tell me when i'm awake, zzz"

"peice of trash human."

ASGORE'S POV

Finally. Someone to talk to! Someone to care for! This time I'm not letting her go. I have learned my lesson, and will not make the same mistake again. But what if she tries to escape? Simple! I will just convince her to stay! After she hears of the horrors of the Underground, she will have no choice but to accept my love and protection! Ah yes. I can imagine these empty walls being filled with laughter and joy once again. Granted, now it will only be two of us instead of four, but that's okay. As long as she stays in line and doesn't disobey the rules, we will be happy. "What do you think of our new guest my pretty flower?"....."Yes! I agree! She is a bit older than the other children, but that's no issue!"......" No! I would never force her to act like a little kid?! I know I'm crazy but not that crazy!"..............." Stop looking at me like that.".........." Why am I even talking to you? You're just a flower! Into the tea kettle you go!" .....I did it again, didn't I.....yes...yes I did. It's been so long since I've had a real conversation with anyone. I normally just talk with my beautiful flowers, but they don't respond. :'(. I should go check on Frisk.                                                     .....                                                                                                                                                                                                 I stopped at the picture on the desk. She did say that her younger sibling looked a lot like -----. I'd have to ask her about it later. Too bad she will never see her sibling again. I would have liked to meet them. Oh well. I opened the door to her room and saw her asleep. She must have been tired after all those puzzles. I'll make sure to make her tea when she wakes up. Good thing I still have pie left over. I hate having to make it, as it reminds me of her. I only make it on occasion, because it taste so darn good! CURSE YOU TORIEL, AND YOUR DELICIOUS PIES! Too bad I won't ever get to taste hers. Sure mine taste good, but it will never compare to how she makes hers. MMmmm. If only our kids didn't die, then maybe none of this would have happened. Maybe we could have still been together and happy. Maybe I would still have my marbles. Maybe we would still be making sweet sweet love. Ooh, how I remember the noises she made, and how my fur felt against hers- WAIT! NO! GET THOSE STUPID THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD ASGORE! CONTROL YOURSELF! YOU CAN'T STILL BE IN LOVE WITH THAT B*TCH! SHE KILLED INNOCENT CHILDREN FOR GOODNESS SAKES! SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE FOR HER PEOPLE! She's a horrible person, and a horrible queen. Things will be better now that Frisk is here. 

Frisk's POV

YAAAWWWN! *scritch scratch* Hm. That's weird? Why is it so quiet? Chara is normally awake by now. Mom is also lacking in the loud department. Wait. I bolted up in bed and realized I was in a child's room. So that wasn't a dream? Am I really in the underground? What?? I hopped out of bed and fixed my hair. I walked out of the room and looked for Asgore. "Oh! You're awake! Here. Take some tea. It will do you good." I take the tea and sip it, making sure not to burn my toung. "Thanks. Say, do you know a-" "Here! Have some pie as well! There's plenty left over!" 

"Thank you, but I really need to ask if there is a way-"

 "The restroom is the third door to the left, my dear. You will find a towel and a toothbrush there."

"Yes, but-" 

"No buts. Leave the tea and pie here, and then come back once you are clean. Now, off you go." He never let me finish, but I wasn't about to argue with him. I find my way to the bathroom, and brush my teeth. I didn't feel comfortable taking a shower in an old man's house, but I knew I needed one. I make sure to  lock the door behind me, and begin to undress. 

-TIME SKIP-

After the shower, I get back in the clothes I was wearing and head to the kitchen. My tea is still warm, and the pie is still there. Time to break him the news, I guess. "So, um Asgore-"

"Please, you don't have to call me that. You can call me dad if you like!" The tone of his voice didn't sound like it was a suggestion. More like a command. But it also held a softness, and sadness that only a father could have. Better than my real dad at least. Then I could finally start calling that old man Charlie, instead of Dad. Ha! He would FREAK! No, more like make me look like a freak... "I've only known you for a day. I don't think you are at that level just yet. You'll know when you get there though!" Oofers, I'm a terrible person. I should have just called him dad. No. He should earn it first, because then it would actually mean something. "Haha, alright little one. I see your game here. I will earn your love in time. In the meanwhile I will read you some of my favorite books!" Aaaaand there he goes. Don't get me wrong, I love flowers, but he has...quite the collection of flower books. He comes back with a pile of books, all labeled with flower in the name. "Flowers: How to grow them" "When to plant your Budy" "How to eat mushrooms" All of them are about plants. Whyyyy meeeeeee.

"A flower, sometimes known as a bloom or , is the structure found in (plants of the division , also called ). The biological function of a flower is to facilitate reproduction, usually by providing a mechanism for the union of with eggs. Flowers may facilitate outcrossing (fusion of sperm and eggs from different individuals in a population) resulting from cross pollination or allow selfing (fusion of sperm and egg from the same flower) when self pollination occurs.(Wikipedia)" 

"Blah blah blah pollination blah blah blah bee's blah blah blah photosynthesis blah blah blah different colors blah blah..." 

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What do you think! :D I was originally going to write a completely different story but it was too long and boring. So ye.  Have a wonderful day and good night!

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