come to my house /\ taekook ✔

《🐰》baby

"well well well and I thought I'll be the one to call first." I said first thing after I answered Jungkook's phone call. No, literally, I took a double take. Well, triple take... I didn't actually count but maybe as many double takes I can take in a few seconds I guess.

" Even if you would've called me, Jimin hyung took the honor of the first person who called me on this new phone." Jungkookie said and giggled.

Yeah well Jimin doesn't like life that much. But he's friends with Jungkook now so I can't do anything. Although I did ask Kookie to blink twice if Jimin threatened him into it. He only blinked once and went away.

"And what made you call me to give me this honor?" I asked.

"Well... I uh hope you eat your lunch.."

Lunch??? The only thing I eat at lunch when I'm at work is something that I steal from Jin hyung or if Hobi hyung is generous to give me something. What does he-

"The one that I p-packed for you.." oh.. OH. HE WHAT?!

I took my bag from under the desk and almost broke the zipper because of how fast I opened it. And there it was! A caserole with a sandwich and an apple. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A lunch from Jungkook a day keeps the death away.

"oh my god, Jungkook thank youuu. That's so sweet of you baby, I'll enjoy it!" I didn't even think what I was saying and then I hung up and started eating.

And then it came to me. I called him "baby". "BABY"! And not like that Justin Bieber song. Like I actually called Jungkook baby and didn't even give him time to react.

It's not that I regret that. I could call him that 24/7. I hope he won't feel weird though and now I didn't want to call him back just because of that. I'll see him when I get home.

..... Well you know what I said earlier right? Haha well nothing's awkward but he's just sitting there on the couch and was pouting at the tv. Now it would usually be cute but the tv was off so it was worrying.

"Jungkook?" I asked and came closer to him. "are you okay?"

"I might be okay" he said and then turned his head my way and his pouty lips were kinda provocative- I mean what. "but I'm not a baby." he continued and then turned his head back to the tv.

...

Wow so I expect him to feel awkward and all that being complicated like usual fanfics, books and movies and he's just like 'I'm not a baby'. Well I didn't mean 'baby' like that but I guess he didn't get it.

(A/N: ye ig the unnecessary drama ain't me, mate. Unless..nah)

And if we're on the topic... HOW IS HE NOT A BABY IF HE ACTS LIKE THAT LOOK AT THAT FLUFFBALL OH MY- I mean he is a baby. A big pouty baby that I love and want to protect with everything I have.

"So wait a second.." I said closing my eyes and rubbing my temple. "You think I called you baby because you're childish?"

"which, of couse, I'm not" ah yes

"Oh of course, my deepest apologies, Mr. I'm-not-a-baby" I joked and mockingly bowed.

"You're not serious~" he whined.

"Alright that's it" I said and went in front of him. I raised his chin up so we could make eye contact and I said loud and freaking clear: "I called you baby as in a man calling his lover a cute pet name. And well, you're also childish, which I love about you, but just so you know, this was the second meaning, not the first."

He widened his eyes and he looked so freaking cuteeee. At this point I keep asking myself if I'm just crazy or if he really is the cutest human on earth. After me. Or maybe before me. Can you believe that I think someone looks better than me and is cuter than me? Bloody hell, I really fell hard. I'm acting like a creep but can you blame me? I'm impatient and energetic and you get it.

Jungkook cleared his throat and slowly pushed me a few inches away. Now when I say that hurt both physically and emotionally please believe me. I straightened by back and crossed my arms looking at him expectantly with a raised eyebrow.

"I guess I don't mind that.." he said, more like whispered, but I heard him clearly. And suddenly I had this idiotic grin on my face. That means I could call him more pet names. Which is basically a win-win, right?

"Don't look at me like that!" he said and pointed at my face. I laughed and fell on top of him, hugging him.

"Then can I call you love?" I asked in his ear which made him freeze a little.

"You call the person you actually love that" he said.

"So can I call you love? That was my question." I pulled away a little and made eye contact with his widened ones.

"Now, I might have messed up a little"

"What did you do this time?" Jimin asked, definitely not surprised, which is so rude by the way.

"I just said I love him! I indirectly said it but he got it!"

"Oh Kim Taehyung did you just scare the poor boy off? Gosh I knew you'll actually scare him away one day. Now what?"

"Be a little supportive won't you!" I whined. "I'm having an emotional breakdown in here! Help me!" yeah basically Jungkook excused himself and ran away in his room.

"Okay. Go and tell him you're sorry"

"But I'm not- what should I apologize for??"

"You-.... Oh Jesus Christ, just apologize for scaring him away! Say you didn't mean to be so direct about it but don't deny it, you dumbass."

"Oh.. But that means I'll confess in his bedroom"

"Um yeah I think so,, why?"

"It won't be special Jiminie!"

"My sleep is also spe-"

"Shut up rat and make yourself a coffee because tonight we'll make the most perfect plan to confess."

"Are you actually-"

"Do you have a paper with you right now? If yes please note that we have to do-"

"yo wait WAIT LET ME GET IT- STOP OKAY I'LL HELP YOU SLOW DOWN-" he tried to say but I continued talking as if he weren't there.

"and also we'll need to go and buy-"

"KIM TAEHYUNG I SWEAR TO GOD"