Berk National High (Editing)

Chapter 27

Hi. Welcome to the long awaited bonus chapter.

Warning; If you don't want to laugh hysterically and die from self- suffocation, do not read.

Tuffnut POV

Hi.

I'm Tuffnut.

I love destruction. Explosion. And movies where Big Human psychopaths with Maces and Axes hunts another human to chop-chop.

Weird?

Okay here's more!

I love abs, specially Hank's. It gives me an impression of Bread. I mean his abs looks like bread. With Nutella.

No one can live without Nutella.

Nutella is life.

So Hank's Abs is life, because I always imagine it to be a bread with Nutella.

I'm just randomly saying things? Well, I don't know what to say besides...

I'm handsome.

And

You love me

But I'm sorry

I'm in love too

With Macey.

I hope this shocking revelation of mine won't change your opinion of me being handsome. No one clearly saw that coming!

So, I'm going to tell you my story... Titled;

How to seduce a weapon with Soy Sauce

Enjoy watching! I mean reading! And Err, typing! Cause you need to comment too!

But before I start! Comment 'Tuffnut is so handsome' help me make my Macey jealous.

Okay. I'm going to start now.... I'M SERIOUS!!!

This happened before Sophomore. My sister and I was invited to a non-scary halloween party with a bunch of half-drunks teenagers. I personally thinks that Ruffnut is the only one who looks scary.

She's ugly.

We may be twins but I got the looks. We don't look alike because no twins look alike. I'm handsome, she's ugly.

I was wearing a long golden blonde wig. Unfortunately for me, Camicazi came over and asked if she could help preparing me for the party.

And because I'm kind hearted.

I kicked her out of the house. Not literally. I was just like 'Shoo, Shoo, you poo!'

But that made her mad. And mad Cami means Bad. She made me wear a long girl purple dress, a wig and a crown.

I was Rapunzel.

''You look pretty, Tuffy!'' Cami squeeled in delight. I nodded. Of course! I'm fabulous.

''Heard that Ruffnut?'' I snickered cockily as Cami inspected the back of my dress.

''I'm so pretty, it feels great! You should try it sometimes.''

''No thanks, don't want to hear your whines 'cause I stole your glory again, Idiot.''

''I'm no idiot! I know the answer to 2+2! You are the stupid one who used to ask me questions!'' I countered before thinking about it and counted the answer with my finger. Dang.. what was the answer again?

Hank's abs, help me through this! Then a thought came to my mind! Since Hank has six pack that barely visible then the answer must be six! ''2+2 is equal to 6! Haha, I'm so smart! Burn by my gorgeous mind!'''