𝙶uardian 𝙰ngel - 𝙱okuaka

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A/n: trigger warning: mentions of rape

"Stop it- Kuroo stop, STOP-" 

Kenma startled awake with a cold sweat dripping down his back. He sat up in the bed, and looked outside the small window that gave the moon's soft light access. Damnit. . . why would I think of that?

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"Oi Kenma. OI-" Kuroo poked Kenma's cheeks gently in an unsuccessful attempt to wake him up. "I'll make apple pie for dessert if you-"

Kenma immediately opened his eyes, pulled off the covers, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. 

Note to self: apple pie is an extremely useful bargaining chip. Kuroo walked back into the small kitchen, where breakfast was sitting ready to be served. Kenma came out a couple minutes later, and they sat down to enjoy the meal. Or at least, that was the plan.

"Kenma."

"Mhm."

Kuroo sighed, knowing this wasn't going to productive. "Wanna talk about where you went last night? Or perhaps yesterday in general?"

"Nuh uh."

"Please? I'll make an extra apple pie for every question that you answer? Not all at the same time though, because they'd go bad, but you get the point."

Kenma narrowed his eyes in deep concentration. ". . . Fine."

"Ok, where did you go yesterday?"

"Oikawa's place."

  "Why on earth would you visit Oikawa?" Kuroo looked at him incredulously.

"I just had a couple questions." Kenma looked up from his food and glared. "And I'm not telling, so don't even try asking."

Kuroo waited for Kenma to return to eating before asking his next set of questions. "So, why the beating yesterday?"

If looks could kill, Kuroo would be deceased. Dead. Passed on. Etcetera. "You know what you did."

Kuroo shivered. He had had his fair share of glares from the kitten, but this was far beyond that. "Is it about that? Look I'm sorry, I was drunk and I know that isn't an excuse and I've apologized a thousand times, and now you've publicly humiliated me."

"That's not it. . . it's that. . . ive never. . ." he trailed off awkwardly, but Kuroo was able to understand what he was saying.

"Oh my god, that your first time." Kuroo's head started spinning. "Wait- you're telling me you were a 500 year vir-"

Before the man even had a chance to finish his sentence, Kenma had thrown what left of his breakfast at Kuroo. "I will ignore everything you do today, and considering that today if Friday the 13th, it would not be a good idea to finish that sentence."

Kuroo snickered, before he gulped realizing Kenma was serious. "Wait wait wait, fine. I won't say anything else about that. . ."

"Hmph. Good. Now, under no circumstances are you permitted to open the door after the 5th knock, go a park, or buy a lollipop. I'm going back to bed."

"Why can't you tell me what'll happen if I do, rather than just tell me what not to do?" Kuroo asked as he wiped eggs off his face.

Kenma slammed the door behind him, but not before saying "That would give you the option of deciding whether or not you could get away with it."

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"Kenma? Could you repeat that?" Akaashi was sitting on the couch with Bokuto- scratch that, he was sitting on Bokuto, who was watching a football game.