// Shield Academy \\

The 'Brush' Project (Tuesday)

"Ok, so, the Brush project is officially starting." Clint announced. "The what project?" Natasha questions. "The Brush project, ya know, 'Bruce's Crush Project = Brush project." Clint explains and Natasha rolls her eyes. Clint and Natasha were currently sitting in a small room Clint had found that is only accessible through the vents. It had a small metal table in it and small poofy chairs that provide comfort in Clints 'safe haven'. "So, we are to spy on Bruce and gather as much intel as we can about who Bruce's crush may be." Clint says as if he's arranging a military strike team. "We have a list of people that were there for truth or dare last night, we can scratch some people off the list for sure." He says. "Here's people who are gone for sure: Tony, Peter ( Q ), Peter ( P ), Harley, Jane, Darcy, Carol, Steve, Sam, Bucky, Rhodes, Me and you. All humans." Clint concludes. "I am also 99.9% sure that Bruce is into dudes so that excludes Val, Gamora, and Nebula so the only people possible of being Bruce's crush now is : Thor, Loki - which it better not be - , Drax, Rocket, or groot..." Clint trailed off. "What!" Nat asks. "I think I know who it is!" Clint says happily. "Who?" Natasha asks. "Well groot rocket and Drax are.....not Bruce's type so it could be either of the odinson brothers but since Loki is mine I'm willing to bet my money that he likes Thor." Clint says smiling. Natasha thinks about his theory. The more she thought, the more Nat realised that Thor and Banner are like complete opposites. Thor: crazy powers, loud attitude, not that bright and he was a god.
Bruce: powers that give him anxiety 24/7, quiet attitude, very smart and a regular human. They were completely different but it made sense. "Ok but we need more evidence." Natasha says. "Let's goooooo." Clint says.
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Word count: 320
A/N:
Loooool that was totally irrelevant! It was supposed to be more but I lost it.