Save me, someone save me. Sam begged in his head as he hid under the covers of his bed. Steve and Bucky were making the fuck out in the corner of the room he SHARED with Steve. It was disturbingly LOUD as well. Sam practically whimpered. It was strange, one day, he made fun of those two being a thing and then the next day, those two ARE AN ACTUAL THING. Sam did NOT expect it to actually happen. Something was wrong in the world, best friends were eating each others faces and Sam could clearly hear the Bucky was bottoming. What the fuck. Sam complained in his head. Suddenly, Rhodey came into the room. "James!" Sam shouts bursting from under the covers. Sam cowers behind Rhodey and points to the two super soldiers who were making out. "Hey! I think you two are damaging Sams mental health!" Rhodey called to the two. "Yeah, well it ain't our fault that his straight ass can't handle it." Bucky replies. "That hurts man!" Sam says. "I'm not even straight and he's making straight jokes.." Sam grunts. "Just let the man out of the room next time." Rhodey says to Steve and Bucky. Rhodey dragged Sam out of the room. "So, what's up?" Sam asks as they leave the room. "Well, I came here to hopefully shut them up and to complain to you guys that Tony is having ANOTHER party." Rhodey says with a groan. "Do you have to complain to me?" Sam asks with a pout. "Yes! I earned it by saving you from that, now come on or we gonna be late to class." Rhodey replies.
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This sucks but who cares anyway? (Insert Rhodey X Sam pic )
I mean seriously people need to start fanarting cause I couldn't get a single piece of Rhodey X Sam. *cries in MCU*
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FanfictionYEET. Oop- So I own none of the characters....and I did try to write smut but I'm horrible at it so nooo. Mah story includes: - Thruce / ThunderScience / Thor X Bruce - Stucky / Bucky X Steve - Frosthawk / Cloki / Clint X Loki - maybeee Ironstrange...