* izuku wakes up to feel heavy *
Izuku: weird it's not like I could absorb anything while sleeping. * He then notices his room is a mess * how!? * Sigh *Fucking whatever! Guess I'll just have to clean real quick
/// 10 minutes later ///
Izuku: * sigh * that's everything. Well then wearing a jacket is going to seem pretty weird let's put something else on * he then uses his biomass to make a normal shirt but in the middle it says flannel shirt in japanese *okay seems fine * he walks to the kitchen from memory of mistakes that his aunt made while trying to cook. He then sees his dad, Jacob, Dana, and jessica * hey guys!
* They all turn around with everyone's faces with terror except his dad he looks incredibly proud *
Izuku: what is it?
Jacob: God damnit!!!
Dana: we tried so hard!
Alex: that's my boy!
Izuku: what?
Jessica: your dad would tell horrible jokes like your shirt and those two were trying to prevent you from being more like your father
Izuku: dad has jokes?
Alex: oh boy do I!
Jacob: you are not going to say a single one!
Alex: ah come on just lossen up a bit!
Dana: Alex as much as I love you I hate your jokes just the same
Izuku: I'm sorry but I have to at least hear one
Jacob: NNNNOOO!!!
Alex: YYYYEEESSS!!!
Izuku: it's just one joke ( I'm so confused )
Alex: so two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them had salt been thrown at him so he goes... " help I've been asalted!"
Izuku: HAHAHA!!!
Dana: how!?
Jacob: somebody just kill me
Izuku: oh man I wished you did this sooner!
Alex: I don't think I've been more proud in you than before!
Izuku: what about my weapons that I made?
Alex: izuku let me have this moment!
Izuku: well um jessica how about we head outside since you were going to show me around!
Jessica: oh yeah let's go now!* the two then go outside *
Alex: wait did izuku grow?
Dana: oh my God he did!
Jacob: do you think a shotgun straight to the face will stop me for hearing for a while?
Sam: no I've tried during one of Alex's... comedian times
Dana: Sam! It's been so long how are you!?
Sam: worse now that Alex is back with his jokes
/// Back to Izuku and jessica since that was going nowhere for plot ///
Izuku: so what's around the apartment?
Jessica: there's restaurant's, grocery stores, and some electronic stores pretty close well for us and from what I remember from yesterday incredibly close
Izuku: yeah I get it so let's go and grab something to eat!
Jessica: what? Why?
Izuku: to test If the food is good or not?
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The infected hero
FanfictionAfter Alex Mercer had almost died ( in the ending of the first game) he realized by talking to his sister about the person he was before all of this and instead of taking over the world he should cooperate with the rest of the world and his true cat...
