(A/N)If I'm being honest I don't actually know what this is, but it popped into my head and I thought it was funny, so here it is. It's based on that improv game "5 Things", if you don't know the rules basically someone names a category and you have to name something in that category as fast as you can, then point to someone else in the game to continues until you've listed all five things, and then you restart with a new category.
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"Five things! Five things five things five things! Five things!"
"Five things that your parents did that traumatized you!"
"Insult me because of my weight!"
"One!"
"Made me think that I had to live a certain lifestyle to be happy!"
"Two!"
"Neglect me because of my feminine interests!"
"Three!"
"Teach me that perfection is absolutely necessary!"
"Four!"
"My parents were actually pretty great..."
"Come on, Ivy."
"Well, sorry I don't have shitty parents like the rest of you."
"This isn't fair. Y'all should have to suffer just as much as me."
"Y'all?"
"This is homophobia."
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bare: A Pop Opera Oneshots
FanfictionI'm absolutely in love with this musical, and I love exploring what might have went differently if you just changed one thing. So, here's the oneshot book! These are all cross posted on my ao3 as well (@allthewayfromatoz). Each chapter is marked wit...
