REALLY STUPID ONESHOT CRACKFIC SHIT THAT I MAKE BECAUSE IM REALLY BORED

WOOF JAW KNEE NOT LEMON BUT LEMON SHUT UP

jaw knee jo stare ex reader (idea by kuneku 😼)

You were just sitting on your bed and reading a book. Everything was so peaceful until our main man Johnny Joestar W A L K E D in.

Y/N: Johnny I thought you were a cripple-

Johnny: Sex.

Y/N: What? Sex isn't real sis-

Johnny: It is real.

Y/N: It is a myth. You are stupid if you believe it is real.

You two just started going back and forth screaming about how sex is and is not real like the fucking idiots you are 💕. Johnny got tired of your shit and fuckin wysgehdgdsjsusk.

Johnny: I will show you it is real Y/N!

Y/N: How the fuck will you do that?

Johnny: I am going to fuck you. 😼

Those words coming from this mans mouth put you off guard but you agreed to let it happen. (horny fucker 😾)

Y/N: Aight-

When you took off your shirt Johnny had noticed the huge fucking bug bite on your stomach (sis what were you doing to get that there 😔💔) and this man fucking came immediately.

Y/N: SEX IS NOT REAL AND YOU JUST PROVED THAT YOU IDIOT NOOB!!

Johnny: I SAW A BUG BITE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Y/N: WHAT FUCKING BUG BITE YOU CRACKHEAD!?

He just walked out and Gyroscope Zeboli came in and told you about his bug bite fetish. What a bad bitch.

{Author: OK WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE}