hi
zhongli: hey y/n can we get earrings for you
y/n: yes let's go
yoy and zhongli go to that mf from the quets idfk man
THE SCAMMER....: hi do you want earrings
zhongl: yes i want earrings for my lovely malewife
y/n: oh my goodnyes! oh my gosh! wow! thank you!
THE SCAMMER: that will be 7373773738383747484930494882 mora
zhongli!: okay but i have no mora
y/n: YOU DUMBASS THAT IS A SCAMMM!!!!!!
you BACKHAND SLAP zhongl i with MALEWIFE POWER!!
zhongli: OUCHIE! OW! HOLY FREAKING CRAP! OW!
y/n: 😡
SCAM: give me mora for earrings
y/n: NO!!!
you BEAT HIM UP ⬆️ and he LEAVES AND RUNAWAY S
zhongl ii!: what the fuck. you're NO LONGER MY LITTLE ROCK COLLECTION
y/n: ☹️
you pick a flower for gthe PEEPAW and he b comes unemo
zhongli! wow oh my gosh thank you 🙏
y/n: you're welcome
childe appears with aether
childe: hi guys what the fuck y'all are having GROUND BEEF I MEAN BREAKING SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF DA STREET?!?!? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
aether: bye
y'all and zhongli fuck and die bye. guys lol
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REALLY STUPID ONESHOT CRACKFIC SHIT THAT I MAKE BECAUSE IM REALLY BORED
HumorWJEGDNESJSKOEODSUJEJSYSNSJSZIOPPPPP expect none of this to be serious at all october 21st 2022 edit: im a different person i don't act likr thos anymore
