Chica: Okay wait, wait. So you have how many brothers?
Foxy: 2 Older brothers.
Both of them pretended I was invisible, For 20 years.
Chica: That's horrible.
Foxy: *Sniff* I deserved it.
I bit a night guards head off during a kids birthday party.
Chica: Okay, can I just say something crazy?
Foxy: I love crazy.
Chica: All my life has been a series of stupid music
And suddenly I bump into you...
Foxy: I was thinking the same thing
'Cos like
I've been searching my whole life to find booty.
Chica: BYE.
(This sucks)
Randomness 2
Jeremy: Oh crap the music box!
*Pop goes the weasel music comes on*
Jeremy: Ohh crap.
Marionette: ITS YO BIRTHDAY
*Jumpscare*
(This also sucks)
Randomness 3
Foxy: MIKEY!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*Bangs on door aggressively*
DO YOU WANNA RUN FROM FREDDY!?!?!?!?!?
COME ON YOU CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE!!!!
OPEN THE FREAKING DOOR
IT'S LIKE YOU WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE LOVE TO KILL YOUR BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT NOW IT'S YOU
FREAKING OPEN UP THE DOOOOOOOOOR
DO YOU WANNA LOSE YO POWER!?!?!??!?!?!?!
OF COURSE YO GONNA LOSE YO POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: -_-
Foxy: *Screams really loud* OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This ones okay)
Randomness 4
Freddy: Hey kids, ready for another song?
Kids: YES YES YES YES!
Freddy: Okay! This one is called Like a Boss.
Chica: Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
Freddy: No problem
Chica: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Freddy: Absolutely, I'm the boss
Chica: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Freddy: Well the first thing I do is
TALK TO CORPORATE
Chica: Like a boss!
(What the literall hell)
Randomness 5
Foxy: *High five* TOP OF DA MORNING TO YA LADDES. MAI NAM IS FOXE DA PIRIT AND WELCIM TO ANUVA EPERSOD OV HAPE WELZ.
Mike: Take it from the guy who can't spell anything.
Foxy: LETZ SE U DO BETAH MIK
Mike: FINE! *High five* Top of the morning to Ya Laddies. My name is Foxy the Pirate and Welcome to Another Episode of Happy Wheels.
Foxy: WUT NO. DAT IS NOWER NEER IT!
(I'm seriously done now)
YOU ARE READING
FNAF Randomness
RandomThis is a story where the characters of FNAF and FNAF 2 act random at night hours, sometimes even during the day. OC's (Copyrighted) - The Puppet (Dark Marionette) - Violet the Bunny - Josh the Husky (Never appears)
