floor gang
active nowawesome-u created a group
awesome-u named the groupchat "floor gang"
awesome-u added neko kaichou, elise-chan~ and 19 othersawesome-u : welcome humans.
mr. fancy hat : and here i thought my day could get worse.
port's momma : kyoka-chan, how are you? did the ada people take care of you?
crepe and bunnies : i'm okay ane-san, they take care and feed me well. i have crepes and candy everyday. ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ
port's momma : wHAT?! crepes and candies everyday?!
sushi : a-ah, w-we fed kyoka-chan proper foods too. don't hurt me again kouyo-san.
cough cough : jinko, your name suits you.
sushi : shut up boi, u have the right to remain silent.
greatest detective™ : are we going to ignore atsushi's use of boi? or fukuzawa kaichou's name?
queen bi : yes
kunikiDAD : yes
farmerboi : yes
no rintarou : yes
matrix : yes
big brother! : yes
crepe and bunnies : yes?
the better akutagawa : yes
greatest detective™ : fair enough
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : u-uhm, h-hi?
greatest detective™ : eddie-chan~!
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : ranpo-san ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
kunikiDAD : before you continue, can you please introduce yourselves? thanks to a certain someone which is definitely not dazai, the usernames are all confusing.
awesome-u : u wound me daddy
kunikiDAD : dazai no
awesome-u : dazai yes
farmerboi : and here i am thinking that this will be a soukoku
sushi : don't break the fourth wall kenji.
farmerboi : oh okay (^ω^)
fight me gin : must protect
queen bi : and everyone like that.
awesome-u : the handsome one will start! this is dazai osamu and about to jump into the lake.
kunikiDAD : damn it dazai. btw, this kunikida doppo. nice to meet you.
mr. fancy hat : nakahara chuuya
sushi : is dazai-san will be okay? hi, this is nakajima atsushi!
cough cough : *jinko
cough cough : akutagawa ryuunosuke
farmerboi : for a terrifying man, your name is cute akutagawa-san! i'm kenji miyazawa and if you want some farming tips, you can talk to me!
queen bi : my child is too precious. this is akiko yosano. if you broke your arm, sucks to be you i guess.
greatest detective™ : i understand that reference yosano. i'm edogawa ranpo, detective extraordinaire!
i will crush you ᵒᵐᵍ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ʳᵃᶜᵒᵒⁿ : h-hi, uhm, ah, i'm edgar allan poe and @raccoon-telligent is my pet raccoon, karl.
crepe and bunnies : karl have an account mr.poe? i am izumi kyouka.
raccoon-telligent : 👋
matrix : hello! i'm tanizaki junichirou and @big brother! is my little sister, naomi.
big brother! : hi!
cough cough : you're the one that we almost killed right?
matrix : (๑و•̀ω•́)و
senpai : i remembered that senpai! this is higuchi ichiyou by the way!
port's momma : i'm kouyou ozaki, i took care of kyouka-chan and chuuya before. nice too meet you.
the better akutagawa : i am akutagawa gin, ryuu-nii's little sister.
fight me gin : wait you're a girl?!
the better akutagawa : yeah dipshit
cough cough : who taught her that?! she wasn't supposed to know that?!
the better akutagawa : ryuu-nii, we're in the mafia where everybody curses that can make gordon ramsey on his knees.
cough cough : you have a point there.
fight me gin : i'm tachihara michizou, and i can't believe that my rival is a girl.
the better akutagawa : and i can still beat your ass.
elise-chan~ : put some ice to the burnt area.
old but still gold : hirotsu ryuuro and i need some respect.
well, the life gives you lemons : press f. i'm motojirou kajii and i can make you go boom with my precious inventions.
queen bi : oh you mean your lame lemon bombs?
neko kaichou : put some ice to the burnt area (2)
neko kaichou : i am fukuzawa yukichi and the president of armed detective acency, please ignore my username.
elise-chan : or should i? this is mori ougai, boss of port mafia~ and elise-chan is my favourite person, unlike someone who has obsession with cats.
neko kaichou : you wanna go right now?
greatest detective™ : 911, i think i just witnessed another murder.
kunikiDAD : update on dazai, he got tangled on a net and was saved. has to brought his sorry ass to the building.
awesome-u : so mean (○゚ε゚○)
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Fanfictionawesome-u : what is your biggest fear? sushi : orphanage heads cough cough : the unstoppable marching of time that slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death. kunikiDAD : i knew that this joint groupchat will be a complete mess. ━━━━━━━━━ ⸙ ━...