Not A Love Story. (Leo Howard&Colin Ford)

Chapter 12 Jersey Shore

A/N:  Hollllaa fellow Amigo's and Amigans!:D

That's not a word is it?

Nope didn't think so.

So how's the children?

Oh..right..you don't have any...

well this comes to show my anti-socialness.....

awkward.

Even the crickets are keeping there mouths shut....

welpp!  Enjoy this next chapter, and leave a comment on your thoughts?:) 

It makes my day!:)

Because let's be honest here..............

I only have 1 friend.

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Destinys POV

  I woke up....I woke up....Up I woke...Woke went up....CRAP I FELL ASLEEP!  Oh my goodness they could have killed me!  Welp i'm still alive so..Yay!  Wait...unless.....I'M NOT REALLY ME, AND I'M SOMEONE ELSE! Gasp!  Wait nope I'm wearing the same clothes, and my face feels like mine.  Because...I know what my face feels like....Is that weird?  Nah!  And anyways since when was I normal?  Never, that's when. 

 Goodness I'm still in this stupid chair!  No offense chair...i'm pretty sure your a wonderful...object?  Ugh!  My back is killing me!  This rope burns to.  Couldn't they use..like..um..erm...noodles..to tie me up?  That would be a lot easier to escape!  What's with the classic 'tie your prisoner up in a chair with rope'  anyways?  WAY TO BE CREATIVE MACHO MEN!  I looked around the room.  Huh...I guess no ones here.  I feel sooo alone!!!!!

You know what I just realized?  In the past few months, I have meant Leo Howard, got lost in the city, got held hostage, and well...meant Leo Howard again!  Gosh my life is turning into Jersey Shore.  I fish I had my Ferret right now.  She would know what to do.  There's not really anywhere to escape to anyways....Unless I turn into spider man, and climb out the window....One problem...I have a phobia of heights.  So.....crap.

I'm so bored!  My goodness couldn't they at least turned the t.v. on.  I want to watch sponge bob.  Mermaid Man, and Barnical Boy, could save me!  Wait no...they would die from the air.  CURSES THIS SO CALLED 'AIR'.  Wait....I need air to live....Sorry air.  Destiny?  Yes?  I think your going crazy...What why?  For one your carrying a conversation with yourself...and too...Mermaid Man, and Barnical Boy, aren't real!  Gasp!  You did not just say that!  Oh but I did!  THEY ARE TOO REAL!  NO THEIR NOT!  YES THEY ARE!  NO THEIR NOT!  YES THEY ARE!  Oh my gee...I'm fighting with myself.  I've lost it.  Not that I have anything to lose.  I've never been normal. 

Normals boring.

Next thing I knew I heard the hotel door open, and in walked two men, and a pregnant woma-.....Did I forget to mention....I have a fear of pregnancies...Don't ask why...I couldn't tell you...they just creep. me. the. fudge. out.  "Hello dear!" One of the macho men said to the lady.  "Hello!" She chirped back.  Then they did something very disturbing...they kissed.."NO PDA! THAT'S SICK!"  I yelled.  Closing my eyes shut.  "Oh shut up, Blondie."  The lady yelled out.  Well then.  "DON'T FUDGING CALL ME THAT!" I yelled.  I hated that!  "What are you going to do about it?"  They both said at the same time.  Oh wow.  What a lovely couple.  I bet there kid is going to turn out to be a murder.  "I'LL GET SPRINKLES TO SHOVE HIS HORN RIGHT UP YOUR BIG HIPPO BUTT!"  I yelled.  "Who's sprinkles?"  They lady asked.  "My unicorn!"  I said in a 'duh' tone.  "Unicorns aren't real Hun!"  She laughed.  How dare she!  "They are too!" I screamed.  She better watch her back.  Sprinkles will come after her, and her little baby too!  "Why do you keep insulting, and threatening us with unicorns?"  The other macho man asked.