Adam in the Fate series

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(A/N: This is mainly a joke about the normal mythology, not Fate's.)

Ritsuka: hey, Adam, out of curiosity, which Gods do you hate the most?

Adam: the Greek Gods.

Ritsuka:..... That was a quick answer, any reason why?

Adam: they're all either feminists, sexists, horn-dogs, bastards, rapists, liers, and cheaters.

Ritsuka: it can't be that bad.

Adam: kid, believe me, literally the only good people in the Greek pantheon are Hades and Medusa, everyone else is one of the things I just listed.

Ritsuka: what about Artemis? She's here, and she's non of those things.

Adam: yeah, CURRENTLY, she isn't. Back in the day, she was one heck of a stuck up feminist b*tch.

Ritsuka: W-Wait, is that true?

Artemis: Uhmm... Y-Yeah... I wasn't exactly 'kind' in my youth.

Orion: that's one way to put it. You would shoot the groin off of every male that even looked at the direction of your territory.

Artemis: *smashes Orion on the wall*.