Adam in the Fate series

10

Ereshikgal: Mr. Adam, can I ask you something?

Adam: oh, Ereshikgal? Sure, be my guest.

Ereshikgal: thank you. I hope I'm not being rude with this question, but you seem to have a certain hatred for us gods, is there a reason?

Adam: oh, well... That's a little personal. But, don't worry, I don't hate you. As strange as it is to admit, gods of death and the underworld are the only decent gods I've ever met.

Ereshikgal: r-really? That's good to hear.

Adam: I don't like gods, but I don't hate them for no reason. I mostly don't like them because they're cheap knock offs.

Ishtar: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?

Gilgamesh and Enkidu: *laughs their asses off*.

Adam: I called you a cheap knock off, you spoiled brat! I met God, and I don't mean A God like you rip offs. I mean THE God. The one who created everything.,

Ishtar: bullshit! You expect me to believe that you - a human - met the Creator himself!

Adam: I'm the first human that was made by him, he is literally the first person I met! If you actually can't believe I met him, then you're less intelligent than the useless waste of space I took you for!

Gilgamesh and Enkidu: *Rolling on the ground from laughter*