Harley Quinn x Male Reader

Heist

No One's POV

In a bank a guard held his flashlight up as he yawned. He passed by a desk for Harley to hit his right knee with her bat making him go down, and before he could scream she covered his mouth as she made him unconscious. Another guard on the other side of the room spotted Harley to go for his gun, for (Y/N) to jump down, grab him, and jump up to a vantage point as he knocked him out. A guard walked past the middle of the room for Harley to hide the body. (Y/N) jumped back down to hide in the shadows to talk into his earpiece, "I see two more on your side and two on mine." Harley looked around, "Can we go loud?" "Cameras and alarms are disabled. So after you my lady." Harley smiled as she got her bat ready.

She ran out of cover for the guard furthest away to turn to her, just for Harley to throw her bat having the blunt end hit him square in the forehead. The other guard aimed her gun at Harley for the Clown Quinn to slide in-between her legs to stand up behind her. As the guard turned around Harley noticed the bat next to her feet for her to use her feet to bring it up. She caught it to hit the woman in the gut making her hold it as she bent over some. Harley hit her back with the bat sending the woman to the ground knocking her out, as the other guard got up on one knee as he held his head. Harley walked up to him to take a swing knocking him out. 

Meanwhile (Y/N) pressed something on his phone making the guard closest phone ring. As they checked their phone (Y/N) ran towards them, and with their phone pout they did not have time to react as (Y/N) jumped to kick him down. The man fell on his back for (Y/N) to roll as the other guy went for his nightstick. He swung for (Y/N) grab his wrist and headbutt him, kick his knee bringing him down, for (Y/N) to punch him in the jaw knocking his lights out. The last guard got back up to charge (Y/N), for the villain to flip him over his shoulder slamming him against the other guard and hit him in the forehead knocking him out. (Y/N) and Harley met up in the middle for them to look at the last guard who stood there scared looking at what just happened. He turned around to begin running as he pulled out his walkie talkie. Harley threw her bat once more for it to hit him in the neck sending him down and out for the count.

Harley looked around to stop on (Y/N), "Can I go get something for me?" (Y/N) nodded, "Sometimes they keep necklaces and diamonds in here. Go see if you can find one." "Thank you." Harley went somewhere else into the bank for (Y/N) to reach the main computer as he put a hard drive inside. As he typed away Catwoman arrived as she looked down at (Y/N) from a window. (Y/N) soon then took the USB out as he turned the computer off, "And now we have millions in our back pocket. (Y/N) then felt someone on his shoulders as he could not breathe, because Catwoman was using her thighs to suffocate him, "Sorry, but this money is mine. Thanks for doing all of the work though." As (Y/N) began to fade to black Harley appeared to hit Catwoman in the back of the head knocking her down. (Y/N) held his throat as Catwoman hit the ground t hold her head while trying to figure out what happen. Harley didn't wait to kick Catwoman in the cheek knocking the thief out, "Bitch." 

Harley then turned to (Y/N) as she put her hands on his arm, "Are you okay?"  (Y/N) nodded his head, "Yeah I'm fine." He then smirked as he held up the USB drive, "We got the money." Harley smiled as she shook her fists back and fourth rapidly while squealing. She hugged (Y/N) with a big smile, "Your amazing!" (Y/N) patted her head, "Couldn't do it without you." Harley looed up at him with her smile for police sirens to be heard. (Y/N) and Harley quickly left to return back to their motel. (Y/N) got on his computer to put the USB drive inside for Harley to look over his shoulder, "So how much money do we got?" (Y/N) pulled up their hidden bank account for Harley's eyes to widen, "I have never seen so many zeros after five before." (Y/N) then looked back at her, "So, where do you wanna live?" 

Three Months Later

Harley sat in a chair as she was on a porch outside. Then sun beamed down on her face as (Y/N) was sitting down next to her. Harley was looking at the sky, "Man it is nice to not be cold for most of the year." "You can say that again." "So what has happened in Gotham?" "To my knowledge some doctor tried to kill Batman, some immortal guy did the same, and the Joker died." "Good riddance." "So what do you want to do today?" "I think that going to the shooting range would be nice." "Sounds like fun." "Ya know, I always wanted to be a princess when  was a kid." "Really?" "Yeah, every little girl does. I never thought that II would actually be one." "You're not a princess." "I am the only woman on this private island aren't I?" "Fair point." Harley then got up to sit down in (Y/N)'s lap as she leaned back onto him, "None of it would be possible without you." They two then met in a kiss as Harley maneuvered herself to where her legs hanged off of the side of the chair with her arms wrapped around his neck. As this was happening the Arkham Knight watched them on a screen as Scarecrow walked up next to him, "Bring them here."