Harley Quinn x Male Reader

Clown Queens

No One's POV

It has been three months since the night Scarecrow to put everyone into a life of constant fear. That same night it was discovered that Bruce Wayne was Batman, with the billionaire blowing up his mansion with him in it. So in his place was Robin and Nightwing, along with Batgirl and Red Hood appearing all of a sudden. During that time Harley, Harleen, and (Y/N) were able to stay in the hotel room as like (Y/N) said before, it was the last room and nobody ever gets a room past the fourth floor. Something else that happened was Catwoman calling a truce between her and (Y/N) so that that could go destroy Enigma's warehouse and steal his goods. They were successful and now they're enemies again, but will help each other if it evolves Enigma. Mainly because they can not stand the Riddler and his games, it wastes their time. 

Today though (Y/N) was not worried about any of that at all as he was with Harley at a warehouse that nobody was watching as the guard got a random call that he did not have to come in today. Harley looked around, "So what are we doin' here?" (Y/N) turned to her, "Well I thought about it a lot. I gave Harleen her bat to help her out when we do crime." He then walked over to a table and picked up a large hammer, "So I secretly made this. For you." Harley walked up to him to take the hammer and feel it's weight, "This thing looks so cool!" She began going around swinging the thing destroying boxes and crates. (Y/N) was amused as he watched her, "I made it to where the weight in the handle making it easier to swing. I also put in a sonic burst on each side of the hammer. Just so when you want to add a little punch to the hit." 

Harley was like a little kid who just got a new toy as she began to use the sonic bursts. She then ran up to (Y/N), "This is amazing!" (Y/N) nodded, "I'm glad you like. I made sure that it would work best for you with your strength, height, and the rest." Harley was surprisingly taken aback by this, "You put in that much effort. Just for me?" "Of course. You're still helping Harleen and I out aren't ya?" She was able to hide it because of her white makeup, but underneath she was blushing. (Y/N) then lightly hit the side of her arm, "Now let's go test that thing. There is a small gang's hangout not far from the hotel with a lot of goodies. We just have to go gab Harleen first. Let's see who can knockout the most." Harley smiled, "Sounds fun!" 

The two arrived at the hotel for Harley to show off her new toy to Harleen. Harleen went to hold it, but nearly fell for Harley to take it back. Harleen looked at Harley, "How are ya so strong? Ya look like ya barely have any muscle." Harley shrugged as she went to wait for Harleen to get ready." Harleen looked at (Y/N) as she smiled, "I'm a little jealous ya know. Hers seems better than my present." (Y/N) went into his room with Harleen's weapon along with two other things. He handed her a pair of rubber gloves and rubber boots, "Here." Harleen took it to put them on, "Thanks. They look nice." (Y/N) then handed Harleen her bat, "Twist the top of the handle." Harleen did just that for the metal part of the bat to be surrounded by electricity. Harleen's eye widened, "Holy shit! This is fucking cool!" "I thought you'd like it. Just don't hit someone you like."

With that the three headed to the gang's hangout for them to look down at the thugs from above. (Y/N) began to form a plan for Harleen to speak bringing him out of his thought, "(Y/N) sweetie. Why don't you go ad get all of the goods and let Harley and I play with our new toys. We'll radio you if you need help." (Y/N) looked back and fourth at the two, "Okay. Just don't get hurt." The two nodded, "No promises." (Y/N) let out a sigh as he went to go in the backdoor of the gang's building for the clown queens to soon begin their assault. (Y/N) began to stuff a few bags with money and transfer what bank accounts have to his. As he did this he heard the two lovely ladies with causing a ruckus outside.

He snickered at this as he knew that Harley and Harleen had this. After a while Harley and Harleen were outside with thugs littered all over the place unconscious. Harleen looked around, "Well that was a piece of cake." Harley nodded, "Yeah." Harleen then looked at Harley, "Now to talk about what I've been to ask you." "What is it?" "Do you like (Y/N)?" "Wh- What?! Noo! Wh- Why would I? No." "You are a really bad liar." Harleen then put her arm over Harley's shoulder, "It's okay puddin'. It's really hard to not like him." "Really?" "Of course. Plus, I find as quite the cutie." "Wh- What?" "Ya heard me." (Y/N) then walked out, "Got everything." He then looked around, "Wow, no mercy whatsoever huh." Harleen swung her bat, "It was easy with this." She then took off (Y/N)'s mask and kissed (Y/N), "Thanks for the present." She then turned to Harley, "Do you have anything to say to (Y/N)?" Harley slowly walked close to the man to peck his lips, "Thank you."

(Y/N) looked between the two for Harleen to begin walking, "Come on let's go home." (Y/N) just stood there as he processed what happened. Later that day the three were resting for the rest of the day. (Y/N) sat down on the couch for Harley to sin on his right knee as she wore normal clothes with her makeup off and Harleen on his left knee as they snuggled close him.