Harley Quinn x Male Reader

A Sad Clown

No One's POV

 Harley laid on a couch as she threw a small ball up in the air as she was in a small apartment. She caught the ball to move her eyes to the side to look at (Y/N) in front of his computer, "How much longer are ya gonna be?" "Well the guy your looking for doesn't seem to use technology all that much. And when I do find him he has already moved somewhere else. Plus I don't have my helmet, which makes things harder." "Sooo, how much longer?" "I don't kno- Oh. I found him. Getting access to to cameras now." "Really?!" Harley quickly got up to stand behind (Y/N), "Where? Where?!" "He is at an abandoned amusement park, and he seems to be setting up shop." "Mr.J doesn't have a shop." "It's a saying. He is basically gonna make that his base." "Ooohhhh, well then lets- Who's that?"

 Harley then pointed at a woman who walked into the camera's view. She looked like Harley, just dressed a little differently. She then hugged Joker to then kiss his cheek for (Y/N) to turn off the computer as he cleared his throat, "Well then. What did you expect from a villain." "It's only been a few days." "You okay Harley?" Harley turned around to head for the couch as (Y/N) leaned back in his chair, "You can use the bed." Harley changed direction to head for the bedroom as she fell on (Y/N)'s bed. (Y/N) looked into the bedroom, "Welp, I have no idea what to do with that." 

A Few Days

Harley sulked on the bed for (Y/N) to walk in, "Get up." "No." He then walked over to Harley to pull her up, "If you touch me again I will break your arm." "Well before you do you are going to break something else." Harley looked at him confused as he lead her into the living room to a present on the couch, "Open it." Harley ripped off the wrapping paper to open a box pulling out a bat. It had blue and red swirls on the bottom and the top for Harley to do a small swing, "What is this for?" "Well I may have gone through some of Joker's henchmen's texts, emails, and calls. With this I found out that Joker, and most of his goons, will be planning an assault on Arkham Asylum tonight to kill Batman." "And?" "Well that means that they will all be secluded on an island with Batman. So his base is severely unguarded. Do you know anything he finds precious that you can break?" Harley swung the bat to rest the end of it in her palm, "I know just the thing."

The two were now looking around a corner in an alleyway to see the amusement park barley guarded. (Y/N) squinted his eyes a little, "I knew that he made a lot of his guys get arrested, but there is barely anyone here." "Joker is confident in no one messing with him." Harley began to walk towards the main gate for the two guards to see her, "Hey boys!" One of the guards put his gun up, "Sorry Harley, but you've been replaced." "Oh I know." The two guards then looked at each other to then have a high frequency to aimed at them making them pass out. (Y/N) walked next to Harley, "Nice toy." (Y/N) nodded to follow Harley up the fence and over to sneak through the amusement park to reach what seemed like the main building. There were a lot of men inside for Harley and (Y/N) to hide behind a wall.

Harley looked around, "Welp, charge in it is." (Y/N) stopped her though as he opened a floor vent. The two hopped in for (Y/N) to take the lead as they crawled beneath multiple goons to go into another room. They jumped out for Harley to look around, "Joker would like to stay somewhere up high. With a big window so that he can see if anyone messes up or randomly choose someone to kill." "Seriously?" "Yeah, Mondays were a bloodshed." She then pointed at a door high up as a flight of stairs on each side of the room led to it. They walked up the stairs and went into the room for Harley's eyes to sparkle, "This is it." There was a king like chair near the window, a lot a chattering teeth scattered around, a few balloons decorated the place, one of her suits on display, and many of Joker's treasures, along with some trophies, around the room. (Y/N) barricaded the door to bow at Harley, "You may have your fun." 

Harley smirked as she brought her bat back to swing it at the chair breaking the top off. She began to smash the place making it a complete mess. She threw the rest of the chair out of the window, broke his valuable treasures; like a dead plant when he nearly poisoned Ivy with chemicals and all of her plants shriveled. She then walked up to the mannequin that had her old outfit on. (Y/N) walked next to her for Harley to take a deep breathe and clock it's head right off to look back at (Y/N) with a smile, "That felt good!" "You're cured. No more sad clown." Harley giggled a little to have a few goons bang against the door. Harley grabbed (Y/N)'s arm, "Come one." With that they ran out of the building and escaped the park to return home.

The next day (Y/N) finished breakfast for Harley to come through the door, "Good morning!" (Y/N) put his bowl in the sink, "Hey Harls. Where did you go this morning." Harley walked closer to him with her hands behind her back, "Well I just wanted to say thank you. Usually when I got sad Joker would slap, punch, or kick me as I was being annoying. But yesterday you helped me feel better and become myself again. So I got you this!" She then brought her hands in front of her to show (Y/N)'s mask. (Y/N) took it to examine it, "You got it back. How did you get this?" Harley shrugged, "Doesn't matter. So anyway thanks." "No problem." Meanwhile at GCPD Commissioner Gordon walked in to see three police officers pick themselves up from the ground rubbing their heads as one of the evidence display cases was broken into, "Well-" He then took a sip of his coffee, "Why do I have a bad feeling about this?"