Tfp bloopers and spoofs!

The kichens fine! Their mental compasity, not so much

Optimus and Megatron: *try to bake cookies*

Optimus: alright, four cups of sugar

Megatron: r u sure?

Optimus: I'm always right!

Megatron: ok *puts in four cups of sugar*

Optimus: half tea spoon of liquid nitrogen

Megatron: *looks at the spoon doubtingly but puts it In Anyways*

Optimus: now half tea spoon of salt

Megatron: *somehow accidentally adds two cups of salt*

Megatron: I accidentally added two cups of salt. Should I take it out

Optimus: nah it's fine. Now add three cups of peanut butter

Megatron: *adds it In*

Optimus: now add three cups of flour

Megatron: *adds it in*

Optimus: now we need bees and tree sap

~~~some time later~~~

Megatron: *puts bee's in (somehow) and sap*

Optimus: 2 eggs

Megatron: do we throw the yolk away or the shell?

Optimus: the yolk

Megatron: *throws the yolk away and puts the shell In the mix*

Optimus: 2 cups of chocolate

Megatron: what kind?

Optimus: any kind

Megatron: *adds it in*

Optimus: 1 table spoon of vanilla extract

Megatron: *pours it in*

Optimus: a handful of skittles

Megatron: one for both of us?

Optimus: yeah I think so

Optimus and Megatron: *ends up just eating them*

Megatron: weren't we supposed to put these in the mix

Optimus: yeah

Megatron: how many?

Optimus: I forgot, maybe the whole bag

Megatron: *pours the whole bag in*

Optimus: can I mix it?

Megatron: *hands Optimus the mixer*

Optimus: *gets a lot on him*

(time skip cause I'm too lazy)

Megatron and Optimus: *gets me and Starscream to eat the cookies*

Me: *whisperes* make sure to be nice

Starscream: fine *takes a bite and nearly gags* that a lot of sugar

Me: *takes bite* oh, wow is that *cough cough* liquid nitrogen?

Optimus: do ya like it?

Me: oh yeah, I put it In All my cookies *sarcasm*

Starscream: you two sure do like salt *cough cough*

Megatron: there was only two cups of it

Me: oh, yeah Starscream only two cups

Starscream: and it that peanut butter I taste?

Optimus: yep

Me: *whisperes* how are these even cookies

Starscream: *whisperes* no idea

Me: oh *sputters and coughs* is that bees in this cookie? Mmm, and *cough cough* tree sap?

Bumblebee: *faints*

Starscream: crunchy

Me: crunchay crunchay

Starscream: laughes

Me: so much chocolate and vanilla

Starscream: *cough cough* oh primus, there's a lot of skittles

~~~the kitchen blew up~~~

Me: uuuummmm...

Megatron: the kitchens fine

Arcee: what about your mental compasity (I don't know how to spell this word)

Bumblebee: they put bees... in their cookies... oh primus... I'm next