Optimus: *eats steak, likes steak, wants more steak*
Me: hey buddy wanna slow down on the steak?
Optimus: I wanna eat a steak knife
Me: eh, what?
Optimus: what does a steak knife taste like?
Me: you cut steak with steak knifes dude
Optimus: oh... can I throw one then?
Me: yes. Yes you can
Optimus: *throws knife a nearly misses ratchet*
Knife: hehe missed ya this time
Ratchet: Ô-ō
Optimus: what does a steak knife taste like?
Ratchet: *confusion intensifies*
Me: you wanna eat it?
Optimus: yes!
Ratchet:
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Optimus: *eats knife without getting hurt* yummy
Me: oh boy *face palms*
Ratchet:
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