Me: hey enigma
Enigma: what?
Me: what's your name?
Enigma: enigma
Me: what's the color of the sky?
Enigma: blue
Me: what's the opposite of down?
Enigma: sideways
Starscream: *thinking* enigma blew sideways? That doesn't sound right
Me: are you... smart?
Enigma: probably not
Me: the answer was up
Enigma: that makes no sense cause when I look down I see sideways...
(when I use italics the character is thinking)
Starscream: what?
Enigma: and when I look up i I see skies...
Starscream: acceptable
Enigma: and when u look right I see down
Starscream: what?
Me: what about when u look left?
Enigma: I don't look left
Starscream: either you need logic or glasses
Enigma: what's logic?
Me: Starscream. Out of the three of us you have the most logical life
Shockwave: *appears* you've summoned me
Everyone on the nemesis: O.o
Me: shoot
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