Never trust optimus to be responsible

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*arrives at energon field*

Ratchet: Optimus, did you bring our new energon collecting gear?

Optimus: I... our... gear?

Arcee: no. No he did not

Me: demon eyes

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Optimus: *screaming* whyyyyyyyyyy~

Me: *screaming like a zombie/demon*

Ratchet: *wants to throw wrench but is scared of hitting me and getting murdered*

Also ratchet: *standing there like a derp with a wrench*

Me: next time you forget the gear I will throw you in a wood chipper!

Optimus: try me!

Me: challenge accepted *throws him in wood chipper*

Everyone else: *gawking*

Me: enemy defeated

Megatron: *randomly appears* but how!?

Lesson: never trust Optimus to be responsible. 'Cause he's in a wood chipper. Also, never make me mad. And NEVER challenge me to do something I threaten you I will do.

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