The party planners

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Arachnid: breakdown, do you think enigma likes cyan or dark blue?

Breakdown: I don't know. Both?

Me: she likes black

Arachnid: dark blue it is!

Me: did you get the theme I asked you for?

Arachnid: yeah. Why does she like Anonymous so much?

Me: she likes all movies on Hulu

Arachnid: I see

Breakdown: she likes black? I have a few black streamers from Arachnid's birthday party

Me: put them up this the dark blue ones

Arachnid: *hears the oven ding* cakes done!

Me: chocolate?

Arachnid: yep!

Enigma: *comes in* hey Skidmark- *le gasp* your throwing me a birthday party! I'll go back outside! *goes out*

The rest of us: O.o

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